The Steel Shadow (Akame ga Kill! x Male Reader)

Shorts and AkaKill! theater 1

"Oh yeah, I want to do shorts!"
Ames lied to everyone, including himself, he would come to realize.

Did you know Skyreach is sung by Akame's Japanese va? I didn't, found it cool though.

From Kill the Hike

{Akame has just rushed to (Y/n), seeing him for the first time in a few days, and embracing his armor clad form.}

Me: "Umm, Murasame is kinda...stuck to me."

Akame: "Good, now you can clean it like you promised."

Me: "That's clearly not the issue here."

{Lubbock has grabbed Akame and (Y/n).}

Me: "Lubbock, I appreciate you dragging me, really, but you can take your hand off now."

Haha, magnetism sucks when it's strong enough that you can feel the pull on your body's arteries.

Lubbock: "I'm trying, but my glove for cross tail seems to be stuck."

Me: "Oh, here."

I lessen the magnetism where his hand is and he pries himself off, comedically falling back due to not expecting the sudden change.

Me: "Oops."

Leaving the magnetism on allows me to continue to launch knives and throw off Stylish, and if it leads to the embarrassment of my friend, two birds with one magnet.

{A cardboard cutout of (Y/n) clad in his armor up to his neck is visible on an old style box tv.}

He raises an arm stiffly, in his hand is a energy drink bottle.

(Y/n): "Presenting: Soul Fusion! The energy drink that just keeps on giving!"

Tatsumi pops up on the side with a curious look: "What does it do? Besides the energy?"

(Y/n): "Glad you asked! Some customers have reported that it gives them a body closer to what they want, others have reported extended lifespans, heck, people were asking if they were given a steroid!" (Y/n) turns to the camera and says in a quieter, lower pitch voice "Disclaimer: Soul Fusion makes no guarantees on any of the benefits listed, any too weak to take Soul Fusion are advised against doing so. Not for and person younger than 16."

Tatsumi: "That's so cool! Wait, did you say something about guarantees?"

(Y/n): "As you can see, it changes color according to the holders soul!" Once again, lowers voice in pitch and volume. "And possibly based on color scheme and outfit color." The drink turns to a shining silver. "As you can see, I am outstanding in how morally gray I am! The kindness I try to achieve is reflected here! Humbleness shan't be talked about." (Y/n) tosses the bottle to Tatsumi, who catches it as it turns to a light, but not painful green. "Tatsumi's naïveté and innocence is shown in the light green, and definitely has no relationship to his eye color."

Tatsumi looks at the bottle, exuding limitless excitement: "Is there even more than that to it?"

Akame pops up from the corner: "It can even improve your partner's performance in bed, says one woman."

The channel is changed.

A table is shown, with a seating order of (Y/n), Esdeath, and Run.

(Y/n) adopts an inquisitive look, as he peers across the table past Esdeath at Run: "So you're named Run, but you fly? Did your parents have that weird book teigu by chance? That one that has all sorts of information?"

Esdeath looks to her left: "I've been wondering the same thing myself. It's a bit ironic."

Run seems to think for a second: "I think the angelic wings are more of a nod to divine justice personally, if killing off scum as low as Champ isn't righteous, I don't know what is."