Kitty: WELCOME BACK I MEAN WELCOME TO TORD I'M YOUR HOST KITTY!
SuperFastPikachu, Luna, And J: And we're your cohosts
Kitty: DAVE BRING OUT THE CONTESTANTS
Contestants: TALKING DELCATTY!
Ash: I'M GONNA CATCH HIM!
Kitty: Not again you son of a b***h
Kitty: *Shoots Ash in the head*
Clemont: What do you mean again?
Kitty: *Shoots Clemont*
Kitty: I hate that kid
Drew: When did I die
Kitty: You never died dumba*s
Drew: THEN HOW AM I IN HELL!
Kitty: That joke got old like one year ago when Kash said it
Drew: WHO THE F**K IS KASH!
Kitty: *Shoots Drew*
Kitty: At least we knew the memory wipe worked!
Kitty: *Shoots Drew*
Dave: Kitty don't you think you're being a little too aggressive
Kitty: I LOST MY CATGIRL HAREM THANKS TO LAST CHAPTER OF COURSE I'M PISSED RIGHT NOW!
Kitty: Now onto the dares
Dave: TURN ON THE TV!
News Reporter: Breaking news Morgan leading a faction known as Fae Britain has declared war on Shockwave's Decepticon Empire that is already in combat with the Holy Army Of Arceus
Kitty: NOT ANOTHER WORLD-ENDING APOCALYPSE
News Reporter: The cult of the sun god Sogaleo led by world champion Camel has vowed to defeat the three factions and bring order to the planet
Dave: BY REBOOTING WE SCREWED UP TIME DAMN IT!
Ash: HE'S CHAMPION!
AN: I have a giant plan for this war arc so trust me!
Kitty: Well we aren't interfering
J: They're interfering with the retcon
Kitty: Welp we aren't interfering with them unless they remember the old timeline...
Dave: But they shouldn't be able too
Kitty: No they can think about it Morgan is from the throne of heroes which is outside time so she'll remember so will Shockwave he solved the intergalactic codes...
Dave: Yea so we f**ked up time and now that Shockwave knows the intergalactic codes and no one else does BECAUSE WE REVERTED TIME SO NOW THEY DON'T EXIST AND NO ONE MEMORIZED THAT S**T!
Kitty: Yep
Dave: All I can say is we're f**ked
Kitty: Eh Shockwave being in charge wasn't that bad, Morgan being in charge would be hell (Lostbelt 6 anyone?), and well Arceus was already in charge and Camel is a scary thought to think about!
Ash: WE WILL KILL THEM ALL
Kitty: Well on to the dares
Sandtrooper: Due to the retcon going back in time to season one I dare for May to get author powers and then relearn the secrets of the world-distorting cheese
Kitty: Wait she would remember the events of the old time line...
Kitty: *Gives May Author Powers and sends her to the cult of cheese*
Kitty: WELL NEXT DARE!
Ash: WHY DOES SHE GET TO LEAVE DAMN IT
Drew: MAY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND
Kitty: *Shoots Drew*
SuperFastPikachu: TIME TO BE NORMAL AGAIN!
J: NO I DARE FOR TIME TO STAY LIKE THIS!
Kitty: S**T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT AT THIS POINT
Kitty: NEXT DARE OR TRUTH THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FURTHER F**KING UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
Unnamed Author: What's more overused Ash Betrayed or Pokemon High School
Lord Author: *Appears then says Ash Betrayed then leaves*
Kitty: A LITTLE HYPOCRYTICAL SEEING AS HOW YOUR WRITING ONE!
Kitty: Next dare
SuperFastPikachu: *Pulls out a camera*
Max: I'M GETTING CYBERBULLIED!
Clemont: Now the best way to deal with a cyberbully is too t-
Max: Shoot him
Clemont: NO DO NOT DO THAT
Max: *Doxes the person and then goes to his address*
Max: *Walks in and sees the person and Bonnie HAND HOLDING*
Max: *Shoots them all dead and runs too Ash*
Ash: *Grabs YELTSA*
Ash, YELTSA, And Max: *Starts going towards the Cult Of The Sun God Sogaleo's Headquarters but gets destroyed by their forced*
Kitty: *Teleports them back to the studio*
Dhar Mann: So you see don't cyberbully you might just die
Kitty Asked Calmly: SUPERFASTPIKACHU DID YOU DARE THIS!
Kitty: Next dare
Unnamed Author: Ash too make your life worse go fight Greninja The Unrivaled
Ash: NO NO PLEASE NO
Kitty: *Teleports him to Greninja The Unrivaled*
Kitty: Next dare
SuperFastPikachu: Ash and his harem go make a corn movie
Kitty: WTF MAN
Kitty: *Ages up everyone to 18*
J: No harem
Kitty: ASH AND SERENA GO DO IT THE CLOSET OR SOMETHING WELP CYA TOMORROW WITH MORE DARES AND EXPLOSIONS
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon TorD The Reboot
FanfictionWell TorD got rebooted (Some people remember!) But J made one fatal miscalculation the effect this would have on the timeline with time so screwed up can the contestants survive in this apocalyptic future and dares!
