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Kitty: WELCOME BACK TO THE END OF THE WORLD!

Kitty: We're now getting our full potential are being unlocked by the Grand Elder Guru!

Dave: Kitty stop explaining everything this isn't a kids show

Kitty: What do you mean this is a kids show!

Dave: You don't understand this show has had murder, torture, catabolism, conspiracy, terrorism, disturbance of the peace, slavery, unsupervised use of nuclear weapons, oh and that one lemon!

Kitty: Ok I see your point damn it!

Dave: I can go on if you want brainwashing, war crimes so many war crimes

Kitty: OK SHUT UP BEFORE I BLAST YOUR BRAINS OUT!

Dave: Ok fine!

Grand Elder Guru: *Unlocks everyone's full potential*

SuperFastPikachu: Because Ash tried to roast me I dare for all the pokegirls to NTR him

Kitty: He wouldn't care about that other than Serena

SuperFastPikachu: Each of them with multiple men like Cheated Light by JakobLikesSushi

Lord Author: *Breaks in after hearing the name of the book its based on*

Lord Author: NO I WILL NOT WRITE NTR I WILL NOT ESPECIALLY ABOUT BEST AZUR LANE WIFE NEW JERSEY

Kitty: Not the Azur Lane girls NTRing someone Ash getting NTRed like how it was in that book

Lord Author: I won't go into detail but the narrator will just say it

Narrator: Ok so Ash got NTRed by all the Pokegirls!

Ash After Getting NTRed: Serena why...

Dave: Kitty we're detecting a ton of magical energy on the Canadian side of the border

Kitty: HOW DID SHE GET PAST J!

Morgan: *Hugs Ash from behind*

Morgan: Husband...

Morgan: *Teleports away with Ash*

Kitty: FIND HIM!

Dave On Walkie-Talkie: Zekrom we have a problem...

Kitty: Get everyone a gun Dave we need to find him before Morgan tells Ash everything that happened...

Dave: So are we going to pull a lost belt 6?

Kitty: Pretty much call up Shockwave I have to make a deal with him

Shockwave: WHAT DO YOU WANT INSOLENT CAT

Kitty: Shockwave I want to make a truce help us kill Morgan and we'll let you have the planet!

Shockwave: Deal my forces will rendezvous with you in Britain

Kitty: SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE

Shockwave: I am nine million years old from planet millions of years ahead of earth and I am the most intelligent being from said planet h*ll would freeze over before I'm wrong

Kitty: Ok DAVE GATHER UP THE CAST!

Kitty: *Teleports to Britain and meets with Shockwave and Megatron*

Megatron: DECEPTICONS DESTROY THEM ALL!

Megatron And The Decepticons: *Start ripping apart Morgan's soldiers*

Ash: *Teleports in and chops off Serena's head*

Kitty: SINCE WHEN COULD YOU TELEPORT

Ash: I've unlocked my true potential!

Dave: *Walks into Morgan's throne room*

Dave: Morgan I have come here to put you down

Morgan: HOW COULD AN INSIGNIFICANT INSECT KILL ME!

AN: Lostbelt 6 spoilers ahead

Dave: Even insignificant insects can kill a dictator you know that damn well!

Dave: *Speedblitzes Morgan grabbing her throat*

Dave: *Snaps Morgan's neck*

Dave On Walkie-Talkie: Kitty Morgan's dead

Morgan: *Gets revived*

AN: In fate lore Morgan's throne has 2000 years worth of mana stored in it her sitting in it can basically revive her from the dead

Dave: S**T

Morgan: I'm going to end this ROADLESS CAMALOT

Soundwave: *Breaks in and grabs Morgan with his tentacles*

Dave: *Looks away*

Dave: I've watched way too much anime to know what happens neck

Morgan: *Screaming*

Dave: See like what is wrong with Lord Author that he's writing a tentacle he-

Soundwave: Get your mind out of the gutter

Soundwave: *Actually electrocuting Morgan to death*

AN: Get your mind out of the gutter!

Soundwave: *Throws Morgan off her throne and onto the ground outside where she gets dismembered by the Decepticons*

Dave: Ok...

Kitty On Walkie-Talkie: Everyone back to the studio

Kitty: *Teleports the cast back to the studio*

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I was able to capture Ash

SuperFastPikachu: APOLOGIZE OR I WILL KILL YOU

A Portal: *Opens and an unknown figure walks out*

[REDACTED]: Ash come with me

Dave: *Begins firing at [REDACTED]*

[REDACTED]: *Rewinds time to not get shot then kidnaps Ash*

Kitty: WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT!

J: Well to lighten the mood contestants fight one of every TABS character

Kitty: *Teleports the contestants to a battlefield with every TABS character where they annihilate the TABS characters due to their full potential*

Kitty: You sure they aren't too powerful now well next time on TorD Ball Z WITH MORE TRUTHS AND DARES CYA TOMORROW!

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