The Return

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AN: Welp I got dared for another lemon also no new chapter after tomorrow's for a month (Need to farm SQ for the Morgan banner) also in the coming days expect the name of my account to be changed to something else people from my school are pretty close to finding it

Kitty: Welcome back to TorD I'm your host Kitty now onto today's dares!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for another Morgan, Ash, Serena LEMON, and if Lord Author interferes he won't be able to kill Ash in my book for his mass terrorism!

Kitty: Uh fine ASH, SERENA GET IN THE ROOM!

Kitty: *Summons Morgan using saint quartz*]

Kitty: IN THE ROOM NOW!

Morgan: *Goes in the room*

Kitty: *Hears moaning*

Kitty: I'm gonna get fired for this one...

Kitty: *Speeds up time to the end*

Kitty: NEXT DARE!

SuperFastPikachu: Ash reenacts the Pokemon 9/11 in my book

Kitty: WHAT THE F**K!

Ash: *Hijacks a plane and slams into two towers in Unova*

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Say one bad word for each letter

Contestants Other Than Gary: A** B***H C**K D**K F**K H*LL J*****S M*****F****R WE CANT THINK OF ANYMORE!

Gary: *Cracks knuckles and then says every swear word under the sun*

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: All contestants make a GD level

Contestants: *Makes a GD level*

SuperFastPikachu: *Beats them all*

Kitty: Next dare

Sandtrooper: Ash due to being the protagonist for 26 years gets a one-week vacation to Alola

Kitty: *Books a flight for Ash*

Ash: *Leaves*

Kitty: Next dare

Sandtrooper: Misty leaves to go battle Samurout The Unrivaled

Kitty: Well we'll check back with her next episode!

Misty: *Gets teleported*

Sandtrooper: Dawn what is the best and worst thing to come out of the show

Dawn: Best thing is probably our payrate being very high

Kitty: THAT'S THE WORST THING FOR ME!

Dawn: Worst thing is probably US CONSTANTLY DYING!

Kitty: HEY YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT

Contestants: WHEN!

Kitty: Well onto the next dare

SuperFastPikachu: We move on to the next season titled SuperFastPikachu's takeover

Kitty: *Senses a space-time disturbance*

AN: J is this a good way of doing it?

Space-Time Continuum Hole: *Appears*

Mysterious Knight From A Few Chapters Ago That Kidnapped Ash: *Takes off helmet*

Kitty: NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE YOU SHOULD BE DEAD WE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO DIALGA!

Kash: Well turns out that all the legendaries other than Giratina are a bunch of idiots Dialga let it's guard down so I killed it and took it's powers

Kash: NOW FOR SELLING MY SOUL!

Kash: *Stops time and stabs Kitty in the heart*

Kash: Thanks to Lord Author not being your biggest fan lately thanks to the Morgan incidents and the whole Ash's harem thing he probably will replace you which is fine by me!

Kitty: *Dies*

Kash: *Leaves*

SuperFastPikachu: Welp didn't know that the next season's name would be so literal!

AN: Coming up next TORD SuperFastPikachu's takeover!

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