Kitty: Welcome back to TorD I'm your host Kitty and we have some interesting dares to get through today!
J: Bring back my girlfriend Scarlet from the dead
Kitty: Dave go find the body!
Dave: *Revives Scarlet*
J: Now bring Artoria and Vergil here AND MAKE THEM PAY THEIR F*CKING CHILD SUPPORT OR NERO WILL F*CKING BEAT THEM UP SO HARD THAT THEY BECOME DEADWEIGHT
Kitty: *Teleports Artoria and Vergil back to the studio*
Kitty: Artoria PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!
Kitty: SAME WITH YOU VERGIL!
Artoria And Vergil At The Same Time: NO!
Kitty: *Summons Nero*
Kitty: Nero if they don't pay the child support then beat them up until the become deadweight got it!
Artoria And Vergil: *Refuse more causing Nero to beat them up but Vergil kills Nero*
Kitty: Welp looks like we're taking this matter to court!
Kitty: *Teleports himself, Artoria, Vegil, Nero (Who Dave revived), Mordred, and Jango Fett (To defend Artoria and Vergil)*
Godzilla: Well today's case is about the unpaid child support of Artoria Pendragon and Vergil Sparda
Jango Fett: Your honor this entire case is baseless Mordred is a clone of Artoria not a biological child that's like saying I have to pay for every last clone trooper now with Vergil Sparda his issue is a bit more realistic but he did get rid of the Qliphoth effectively saving us all!
Godzilla: WAIT DIDN'T HE START THAT PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Artoria: EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Godzilla: *Fires atomic breath overpowering the EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAA beam killing Artoria*
Godzilla: I've learned my lesson about giant laser beams from swords since season two episode 24
Ash: *Bursts in*
Ash: BUT WE'RE ON SEASON ONE!
Kitty: *Uses the pen from Men In Black on Ash*
Ash: *Forgets what Godzilla just said*
Nero: *Activates devil trigger and beats Vergil to a pulp*
Godzilla: Also Jango we should talk about your missed child support!
Godzilla: *Pulls out a Kaiju-sized calculator and calculates Jango Fett's child support*
Godzilla: *Shows the number to Jango*
Jango: Can Mace Windu behead me again?
Kitty: *Teleports the cast back to the studio (Except Jango who is currently figuring out how to pay the child support)*
Kitty: Next dare!
Sandtrooper: Paul try to patch up your friendship with your Pokemon!
Paul: *Treats his Pokemon extremley well and has stopped saying patheric*
Kitty: Well lets see if he suceeds by next chapter!
Sandtrooper: Gary go clean up Ohio with this purple shovel also it is infested with Porygon-Z
Gary: NOTHING CAN CLEAN UP OHIO!
Kitty: *Teleports Gary to OHIO*
Unnamed Author: Ash go catch Walking Lake in Paldea
Kitty: *Teleports Ash to Paldea*
KItty: Well cya tomorrow with more truths and dares we'll also be checking in with Ash and Paul next chapter!
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Pokemon TorD The Reboot
FanfictionWell TorD got rebooted (Some people remember!) But J made one fatal miscalculation the effect this would have on the timeline with time so screwed up can the contestants survive in this apocalyptic future and dares!
