Return Of Darth Vader

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Kitty: Ohio is actually an acronym that is OVERFLOWING.HELLSCAPE.IMPOSSIBLE.ODDS

Ash: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Kitty: Well I'm bringing that up as J has dared us to go to OHIO!

SuperFastPikachu: YES!!!!!!!

Kitty: But we get one hundred T-800s as bodyguards

Kitty: Dave prepare a company of T-800s for the visit to Ohio!

Dave: *Presses a button on his new arm gauntlet (It looks a bit like the Nintendo Power Glove)*

T-800 Company: LORD DAVE WHAT IS OUR OBJECTIVE TODAY

Dave: We must protect the cast during their visit to OHIO that is your prime directive

Star Trek Fans: WAIT A MINUTE!

Kitty: *Teleports the cast, the T-800s and Dave to Cleaveland Ohio*

T-800s: *Start fighting OHIO monsters and are so far winning*

Ohio Final Boss: *Teleports in and speed blitzes the T-800s*

Kitty: OH COME ONE!

Dave: Everyone behind me

Dave: *Gets stabbed through the heart but somehow survives*

Dave: *Coughing up blood*

Dave: KITTY GET US OUT OF HERE NOW!

Kitty: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Kitty: That was so close

Unnamed Author: *Teleports in*

Unnamed Author: I have a dare each contestant goes into an interrogation room where they can say one good thing about themselves and a person of their choice I'll be overseeing this interview there are two people outside the room Riko and Roy who will be taking notes, they will have no speaking roles and the person listening with them is the person they are talking about

Kitty: Ok off to the interrogation room first off Ash Ketchum!

Unnamed Author: So Ash what will you say about yourself

Ash: I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION!

Unnamed Author: So who will you be talking about

Ash: GARY!

Gary: *Puts his ear against the door*

Ash: Gary thank you for being my first-ever friend

Gary: *Tearing up*

Riko And Roy: *Taking notes*

Kitty: Ok, Serena you're next off to the interrogation room!

Unnamed Author: So Serena what will you say about yourself

Serena: Well I don't give up until it's over!

Kitty: Why do I feel like I already know who you will be talking about...

Unnamed Author: So who will you be talking about

Serena: Ash!

Serena: He gave me this beautiful blue ribbon

Riko And Roy: *Taking notes*

Kitty: Goh your next!

Unnamed Author: Goh what will you say about yourself

Goh: I have caught EVERY POKEMON

Goh: INCLUDING ARCEUS

Kitty: WAIT A SECOND!

Unnamed Author: So who will you talk about

Goh: MYSELF I AM THE GREATEST TRAINER OF ALL TIME!

Kitty: SOMEONE ELSE

Goh: EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS!

Kitty: OK FINE DREW YOUR NEXT!

Drew: I am the best at taking care of plants and well the one who I'll be talking about Clemont you are a very smart person Clemont

Kitty: Speaking of Clemont YOUR NEXT!

Clemont: I am very smart also I'm talking about Bonnie who is the best but very annoying little sister I've ever had

Bonnie: *Bursts in*

Bonnie: I'M THE ONLY LITTLE SISTER YOU'VE EVER HAD!

Kitty: Bonnie your next

Bonnie: Well I'm very kind to Pokemon and Clemont you are the best big brother ever

Kitty: May your next

May: I can control the World Distorting Cheese and the one who I'm talking about is

Paul: I'm the greatest trainer of all time and the rest of you are all pathetic

Paul's Pokemon: *Loses affection and freindship levels*

Kitty: Looks like not even the reboot can stop that from happening

Kitty: Dawn your next

Dawn: I'm great at Pokemon Performances and Chloe you are a great friend!

Kitty: That's everyone right

AN: I have no idea if I missed anyone...

Kitty: Next dare!

Sandtrooper: *Gives the cohosts pistols that can send what it hits to a dimension called Math that is not literal math but a living room with inverted colors*

Kitty: *Presses the reverse button*

Sandtrooper: NOOOOOOO

Darth Vader From The Apartment Loft Of Madness: *Appears*

AN: Sandtrooper are you ok with this next part...

Darth Vader: *Starts force choking Ash*

Darth Vader: YOU AND I HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Ash: WHO THE H*LL ARE YOU!

Darth Vader: See after the fight you and I had at the IDTF headquarters they trapped me in that math dimension and I've been there FOR TWO YEARS!

Ash: *Chokes to death*

Kitty: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU RUIN MY CARPET WITH DEAD BODIES!

Darth Vader: *Leaves the studio*

Kitty: Next dare!

Sandtrooper: Korina use these rocket shoes and earbuds to break the sound barrier

Korrina: *Puts on the rocket shoes and earplugs and breaks the sound barrier*

Kitty: Ok those are the same from the old world aren't they well cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!

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