AN: Too busy tomorrow so I'm going to upload tomorrow's chapter today and because I missed yesterday's chapter!
Kitty: Due to the recent incident with J we will be reassessing our decision on our enforcer!
Kitty: Our candidates are Xavier, Dave, and J
Kitty: Our first test combat!
Kitty: *Teleports all three to separate colosseums where they are being pitted against one hundred Decepticon Vehicons*
Dave: *Pulls out the BFG-9000*
Dave: *Fires two BFG shots before running out of ammo*
25 Vehicons Remaining
Dave: *Starts ripping apart Vehicons*
Kitty: Dave gets one hundred percent!
Kitty: Next up Xavier
Xavier: *Starts running away using his pistol to blast out the Vehicons' optics*
Xavier: *Takes a full day to kill them all*
Kitty: Xavier gets 10 percent!
Kitty: J is next!
J: *Uses his reality-warping powers to annihilate the Vehicons in five seconds*
Kitty: J gets two hundred percent!
Kitty: Next is loyalty!
Kitty: *Sends the candidates to the illusion room*
Kitty: This will basically present an illusion of the candidate's deepest darkest desires and if they fall to them then... THEY FAIL!
Kitty: Ok let's check up on Dave
Dave's Illusion: *Nothing*
Kitty: Well that makes sense his purpose is servitude to me so ONE THOUSAND PERCENT!
AN: If anybody wants the Dave lore I can explain it sometime...
Kitty: Xavier's probably will get us MA-Rated!
Xavier's Illusion
Xavier: *F**king Morgan*
Morgan: THE ROLE OF MY HUSBAND REQUIRES COMPLETE SERVITUDE
Xavier: Yes master
Kitty: ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
AN: Fate lore moment
Kitty: Alert get me Rating protection WE HAVE A CODE 13-1-11-9-13-1 I REPEAT CODE 13-1-11-9-13-1
AN: Turn those numbers into letters for the refferance!
Vergil: *Bursts into illusion room and breaks everything to free Xavier from his illusion*
Kitty: Well time to check on J!
J's Illusion
J: *Living in the perfect world no h*ntai no Camel, amour rains supreme, no Shockwave, no Morgan, no Artoria, no degeneracy, Jetstream Sam owns the planet amour reins supreme*
Kitty On Comns With J: J destroy this illusion now
J: *Hesitates then destroys the illusion*
Kitty: Seventy-five percent loyalty
Kitty: *Teleports back Xavier, J, and Dave back into the security room*
Kitty: Well the results are in the role of enforcer goes to Dave!
Dave: *Kneels*
Dave: I am honored!
Kitty: XAVIER YOUR FIRED!
Xavier: WHY!
Kitty: LET'S SEE YOU WERE SIMPING WAY TOO MUCH!
Lord Author: YEA!
Kitty: GET OUT!
Xavier: *Leaves*
Kitty: J you will remain commander of Ratings Protection
J: Thank you
Kitty: Well onto the dares
Kitty: *Heads back to the TorD room*
Kitty: Well onto our dares!
Kru: I dare for me to kill Morgan and Ash's harem because Morgan is a bitch and I want amour to be canon again!
Shockwave: *Enters the studio grabbing Morgan and shoving her in*
Kru: *Beheads Morgan*
Kitty: Next dare
SuperFastPikachu: Shockwave and Lord Author would you kill Camel to avenge Ash Ketchum
Shockwave: Why would I care about an insignificant fleshbag?
Lord Author: No!
Kitty: Well next dare
Kru: *Pranks SuperFastPikachu a ton*
SuperFastPikachu: *Plays NeverGonnaGiveYouUp*
SuperFastPikachu: *Stops playing it*
SuperFastPikachu: J what is sinep backwards?
J: I'm not stupid enough to do that!
Kitty: Next dare!
SuperFastPikachu: Camel why is your mom so fat
Camel:
Kitty: Well cya all day after tomorrow or possibly tomorrow depending on our schedule so cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!
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Pokemon TorD The Reboot
FanfictionWell TorD got rebooted (Some people remember!) But J made one fatal miscalculation the effect this would have on the timeline with time so screwed up can the contestants survive in this apocalyptic future and dares!
