Kitty: Welcome back to the end of the world!
SuperFastPikachu: PLEASE NO ONE SHIP ME WITH A COHOST GIRLFREIND OC!
Kitty: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO SHIP YOU WITH A COHOST GIRLFREIND OC?
Ash: Yea because no bit**es!
Kitty: SHUT THE F**K UP THE AMOUNT OF DR HOPELESS ROMANTIC'S ROMANTICS GENE WE'VE HAD TO USE FOR YOU DUMBA*S!
AN: Should I keep censoring swear words or not?
Kitty: So onto the dares!
SuperFastPikachu: I successfully babysit Lei while Kukui and Brunette are on vacation!
Kitty: Ok?
SuperFastPikachu: But before you teleport me I have one last dare I WANT THERAPY
Kitty: We all want therapy at this point
Kitty: *Teleports SuperFastPikachu to Ahlola*
Kitty: Next dare!
Sandtrooper: We all go skiing in the north pole but no disturbing the yeti family!
Clemont: YETIS ARE REAL!
Kitty: I thought talking Delcattys, giant super-intelligent purple robots, and gender-bent historical figures would get you to believe that anything could happen at this point
Clemont: We experienced all of that EXCEPT GENDERBENT HISTORICAL FIGURES
Kitty: *Relizes that he references pre-reboot so he shoots Clemont*
AN: This is a reference too Artoria (If you watched fate you know)
Kitty: *Teleports them to a high mountain in the north pole with snow*
KItty: *Not wearing any winter gear*
Cohosts And Contestants: *Freezing to death*
Kitty: How about after we do this we can get some Tim Hortons!
SuperFstPikachu: Why'd you suddenly become the stereotypical Canadian?
Kitty: I don't know eh!
Kitty: *Starts skiing and does terribly*
SuperFastPikachu: HE'S A FAKE!
Contestants: *Also failing due to the steep climb*
Yeti Family: *Gets awakened and starts to rip apart the cast*
Kitty: RUN!
Kitty: *Running for his life but then remembers he can teleport*
Kitty: *Teleports everyone to the studio*
Kitty: Next dare!
Sandtrooper: Kitty we need to go to the security room for this one
Sandtrooper And Kitty: *Go to the security room*
Sandtrooper: In case Goh ever escapes the distortion world and learns of the reboot catastrophic things could happen Goh had elemental powers in the old timeline we must draft emergency plans for the upcoming calamity oh and here's a briefcase of world distortion cheese
Kitty: I'll get Dave to start drafting up plans!
Kitty: Next dare
Sandtrooper: Misty take care of this Wimpod for three chapters!
Misty: NOOOOOO
J Over Email From Niagra Falls: I dare for everyone to get their true potential unlocked by Grand Elder Guru
Kitty: We'll see you with that one next time on TorD Z with more truths and dares!
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Pokemon TorD The Reboot
FanfictionWell TorD got rebooted (Some people remember!) But J made one fatal miscalculation the effect this would have on the timeline with time so screwed up can the contestants survive in this apocalyptic future and dares!
