Winter/Huntlow One Shots

incorrect quotes because my friends don't appreciate them

Mainly huntlow but featuring Lumity, Raieda and the rest of the gang.

Willow: My hands are cold.
Hunter: Here, let me hold them.
Willow: My lips are cold too.
Hunter: *covers Willow's mouth with their hand*

Willow: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Vee: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A NIGHTMARE!!!

Hunter: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Willow: Okay.
Hunter: And make out during the scary parts.
Willow: Th-
Willow: The scary parts.
Willow: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Hunter: *sees Amity and Luz together*
Hunter: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Gus: You mean... you ship them?

Hunter: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Vee: Did Willow say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Hunter: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Amity: I've been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Luz: Wow. They sound stupid.
Amity: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Luz: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Amity: I guess you're right. Hey Luz, I love you.
Luz: See! Just say that!
Amity: Holy fucking shit.
Luz: If that flies over their head then, sorry Amity, but they're too dumb for you.
Amity: Luz.

Willow: How much did you spend on this date?
Hunter: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Raine: Is something burning?
Eda, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Raine: Eda, the toaster is literally on fire.

Luz: Did Amity just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Willow: Yeah, they did.
Luz: And did I just do finger guns back?
Willow: Yeah, you did.

Willow, holding a rock: Hunter just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Gus: If you don't marry them, I will.

Hunter: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Willow: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Hunter: I said within reason, Willow. How about I murder that guy?
Willow: So murder is within reason but proper self care isn't?
Hunter: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Eda: Do you want to know your gay name?
Raine: My... my gay name?
Eda: Yeah, it's your first name-
Raine: Haha. Very funny Eda-
Eda: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Raine: Oh- oh my god.

Willow: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Hunter: Oh. We're going out?
Willow: Wh...

Raine: I'm in love with you.
Eda: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Raine: I know.
Eda: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Hunter: Willow, there's something I need to ask you-
Willow: Finally! You're proposing!
Hunter: How'd you know?
Willow: Hunter, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Willow: I even picked it up once.

Willow: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Hunter: AS ENEMIES?!
Willow:

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