hi!
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jimmy with a gun to Scott's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Scott: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Lol
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Scott: I don't mean to be rude—
Jimmy: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
I am also accidental rudeness! (ik this doesn't make sense but who the fuck Cares)
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Scott: Hold the fuck up.
Jimmy: Excuse me?
Scott: I said hold the fuck up.
Jimmy:...
Scott: I'm the fuck up, hold me.
I heavily disagree but you do you Scott... you do you...
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Jimmy: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Scott: Cannibalism.
Jimmy: *confused chewing noises*
Yas? no? maybe? Idk!
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Scott: *coughs blood*
Jimmy: Don't die, Scott!
Scott: Don't tell me what to do!
I can see this happening!
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gem, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
Is it? if so should i start drinking Coffee more...?
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Scott: WHO THE FUCK-
pix: Whoa, language!
Scott: I speak fucking English!
pix: ...
Next time someone tells me 'Language' i'm going to Say I Speak FUCKING English!
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lizzie: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Sausage: ...
Sausage: What a stupid fucking quote.
Sausage: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Yeah lizzie Get it Right
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pearl: I'm tired.
joel: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
pearl: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
I also want to complain... but i don't think i have anything to complain abt- NVM i do have something but i only will complain abt that to meh irl friends... :)
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Jimmy: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Scott: Thanks, it's the trauma.
YAY TRAUMA!!!!
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Shubble: You're an idiot.
jimmy: That's the charm.
Lmao!
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Jimmy: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Scott: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Jimmy: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
-is drinking Coffee With a straw Normal????
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oli: You use emoji's like a straight person.
Scott: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
... idk what to say?
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Post date: 2/25/2023
Word Check: 339
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Empire S1 and S2 oneshots
Fanfictionidk what to put in the Descoption so Hi. Also there will be ships
