Note: they're horny!
Description: Regulus helps James with his horny confusion and James returns the favor
James sat in the Gryffindor common room, he couldn't wrap his mind around it and everything felt fuzzy in his head. He knew that part of him was attracted to men, in a romantic sense anyway and if that was the case he could just ask Sirius and Remus about how they felt coming out but that wasn't the case. James could very much see himself with a man but he didn't know how to act in a sexual manner, he had been with girls and it was fine but somehow he thought this would be different even though the only real difference was gender. He suddenly had an idea of who he could talk to, he was going to feel weird having this conversation with him but he was the only one who James knew would be completely honest and blunt about it.
Regulus Black had a strong reputation, outside of being a great quidditch player among his team mates and an impressive student to his teachers, he was mainly known for his bad boy, play boy appearance. So it wasn't an overall surprise that he was the first one to come to James' mind.
James entered the Slytherin common room and looked around at the students who were all glaring at him, he ignored them and looked around for Regulus who he eventually spotted sitting in a corner chair with two of his friends. James walked over and just as Regulus went to make a snarky remark at him, pulled Regulus upstairs.
"James what the fuck?"
"Upstairs now"
"Bloody hell you almost ripped my top, buy me dinner first"
James rolled his eyes and locked the dorm door so no one could get in while he was having a private conversation. They both sat on Regulus' bed and Regulus continued to stare at James as he tried to work out where to start.
"You've shagged girls, and guys right?"
"Yes, Potter do you want me to fuck you?"
"What? That's not what I came here for, just to talk to you"
Regulus whispered under his breath smiling, "that wasn't a no"
"I'm having a slight gay problem that I can't really wrap my head around"
"Ok when you phrase it like that-"
"Shut up, ok I can easily see myself with a guy right? Like the whole platonic to romantic side I can get"
"I don't know why this applies to me?"
"However I can't wrap my head around the sex part. I don't really want to ask Sirius or Remus about it and it's just slightly confusing me"
Regulus started to smile
"Do not laugh at me! I came to ask you, not have you make fun of me"
"I'm not laughing at you I'm sorry, I just wasn't expecting you to tell me, of all people, that"
"Well?"
"What exactly is the question?"
"How do gay people have sex? Like I've shagged chicks, is it just the same as that?"
Regulus blushed for a slight moment, "yeah I mean, it's basically the same just two guys instead of a guy and a girl"
"Right..."
"I could show you?"
"What now? Wait I mean-"
"Hey most, if not all of the dorm will be leaving to go watch the quidditch match anyway, I know we're not playing but Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are always fun to watch"
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