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Chapter 3 baby, hope you guys have enjoyed it so far.
As always, feel free to leave a comment or a message for any thoughts, ideas, suggestions, questions, quandaries, theories or theorums.
I'm so sorry for the long ass wait, I had a lot of big events happen in my life. I'm back on it tho, and I've got some cool ideas to spin.
Less gooooo
(Y/N) just stood there, absolutely flabbergasted and confused.
Cuttlefish: Look at that! It gobbled up the ooze like it was nothin'. That little monster has quite the appetite!
His little buddy slowly waded back towards him, looking as normal and unphased as ever.
Congratulations to
@Insertcoolnamehere5, it just fit too well with the joke I made in chapter 1.
(Y/N): God damn, Mort... My intestines freak out on me when I have Taco Bay, I can only imagine what yours are going through.
I couldn't think of a better ocean + taco bell pun sorry
Cuttlefish: But hey, it cleared the path for you. Go on!
Cuttlefish then trudged forward, leaving a still flabbergasted (Y/N).
He sighed and started walked after cuttlefish.
(Y/N): What kind of wack ass shit have I signed up for...
Multiple missions later...
(Y/N) popped out of a grate, Mort tailing behind him.
(Y/N): Damn, those really picked up. We went from a singular enemy to many enemies!
Cuttlefish: You're on a roll! Nicely done, Agent 3! That ought to be the last kettle, but... Do you see anything else that looks fishy around here?
He hopped down a platform, closer to the giant pile of ooze in the center of the crater.
(Y/N): Well... I feel inclined to say THAT.
Cuttlefish: Fuzzball ahoy! Confirmed with my own bulgin' eyes, dead center of the crater.
(Y/N): That's nasty-
As he had done before, he made Mort go Super Saiyan off of the power eggs he collected.
He hurled Mort to it, before Mort once again ate the whole thing.
Fighting the urge to throw up, he caught Mort as he flew back.
Cuttlefish walked up to him, and they stared down into the crater for a minute.
(Y/N): Um.. Mr. Cuttlefish?
Cuttlefish: Aye, lad?
(Y/N): What's down there? In the crater?
Cuttlefish: Well, I'm not exactly sure bucko, but hopefully, The Great Zapfish.
(Y/N) opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off by a sudden rumbling.
Cuttlefish looked up, and then pointed his bamboozler to the sky.
Cuttlefish: Incoming! Something's headed this way, FAST!
Something dome shaped rocketed past above them, before circling back around and sliding down the side of the Crater.
It's boosters reformed into arms and legs as it hit the ground, squaring up as it did.
???: GYAH HA HA!! I finally found you, Cuttlefish!! My Octarians troops have gone missing....
He looked up and struck a pose.
???: And I know you're behind it!!!
Cuttlefish: THAR HE BLOWS!! Its DJ Octavio!
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