Chapter fifteen: 'Smells like broke in here'

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"Dialogue"
'Thinking'
"SHOUT"

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In the hallway, the duo walks to find the cafeteria for their long awaited breakfast.

Thorn: "Took you a while *snicker* "

Bosco: "THE SUIT WAS COMPLICATED OKAY! I DOUBT YOU HAD A BETTER TIME TRYING TO WEAR YOURS FOR THE FIRST TIME!"

Thorn: " *Snicker* Mine was literally a bodysuit with zippers, its was child's play!"

Bosco: "Of course it was child's play, cause it was DESIGNED FOR MENTALLY CHALLENGED DWARVES LIKE YOU!"

Thorn: "HEY, THE STRAPS WERE STILL HARD TO PUT ON, ATLEAST YOURS HAD MAGNETIC PLATES!"

*SLAP!!*

Thorn and Bosco: "YOW!"

After being slapped in the back of the head too hard. The two immediately turned around to see Medic standing with their arms crossed with an annoyed face.

Medic: "Would you two knock it out? I've heard you both already caused enough trouble, and its still morning! How'd you even managed that!?"

???: " *Snicker* Bwahahahaha! For real? Not even a day in the Land-ship and you both already did that!?"

Behind Medic was Guard walking towards them while laughing his guts out.

Bosco: "Ah! Medic and Guard!"

Guard: " *Snorts* Ehehe... *Pats Bosco's head* Sup you two"

Thorn: "Nothing much, this little goober over here got too pissy with her uniform due to how hard it was to wear"

Medic: "Guessing what I heard earlier, I suppose it turned into an argument about both your uniforms?"

Bosco: "I guess that's the nutshell of it!"

Medic sighs, giving up on trying to think too much about the current situation.

Guard: "Are you two heading to the Cafeteria by any chance?"

Thorn: "Yup, we're both going to get some breakfast and get ready for the day *Mumble* I still need to do that Interview later..."

Guard: "What a Coincidence! Lets all go there! Plus I'm betting on you getting lost 'cause of you being new to the place anyway!"

Thorn: "I'll have you know I have a good sense of direction, I won't get lost so easily!"

Guard: "Ohoho? You sure old man? If I see your senile ass wandering around without a clue, I won't live it down!"

Thorn: "Hah! You wish you goober!"

Medic: "Can we just get to the cafeteria already? I still need to help out on the medical bay later..."

Thorn: "Whoops! Yeah, lets do that. Oh and Medic, could you tell me where the medical bay is later? I gotta repay some of the lassies that I've caused trouble earlier"

Medic: "You can call me Ashley gramps, It might get confusing with you calling me 'Medic' every-time when there are also medical operators in the land-ship"

Bosco: *Mutters* "And out on the field too..."

Guard: "Same goes for my code-name, call me Graham gramps!"

Thorn: "Nice names! Good to finally know it"

Bosco: "Can we now gooo? My tummy kinda feeling funky"

Thorn: "That's called 'being hungry' Bosco, the more we ignore that, the more it'll hurt, so lets go!"

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 01, 2023 ⏰

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