Izuku Pov
"Well I'm off shiggy." I grumble, I grab my backpack on my way out of the bar.I sigh, another useless say. Well, time to try again.
I head over to a six story building and climb up to the roof. I stare down at the car below me. This should work. I thought. I see a random bystander staring at me. I just casually wave and smile. He cups his hands over his mouth.
"DO A FLIP!" He yells at me, pointing and raising his phone.
I flip him off and jump, right as y phone buzzes.
Probably just handman I thought as I land on the car with a crunch. I groan in pain as every bone in my body breaks. The dude recording this gives me a thumbs up and comtinues on his way. I groan in pain as all my bones snap back in place as I come back to life. I peel myself from the roof of the car and dust myself off. Great, well that didn't work. I pluck some glass from my back and pull out my notebook and pencil
Attempt 205: Jumping off a 6 story building
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Hurt like hell but still didn't kill me. Glass stuck in back and can't get it out. Not to be done again. Maybe from a higher building next time.
I write some more things down before hearing my phone buzz(How is it still ok?) a bunch. Hol crap, what the heck could be so important?
-Group Chat-
Tenya Iida:Hello everyone! I have made this chat for educational purposes! Please use as such!
Mina Ashido: Cool! OMG! You can change the names!
-Mina Ashido has changed to Pinky-
Kaminari Denki: Sweet dude!
-Kaminari Denki has changed to PhoneCharger-
Ochaco Uraraka: What about Aizawa-sensei?
Tenya Iida: I have taken the liberty to add our teachers! As class rep it is my duty that we all stay educated!
Bakugo Katsuki: Oi! Shut up four eyes!
Kirishima Eijiro: Calm down Bakubro!
Pinky: Oh! I know I'll change everyones names!
-Pinky has changed Bakugo Katsuki to BoomBoomBoi, Todoroki Shoto to Hot n Cold, and many others-
Pinky: There!
BoomBoomBoi: EH!
-BoomBoomBoi has changed to DIE-
Hot n Cold: I don't understand my name...
PhoneCharger: YOUR HOT THEN YOUR COLD
Pinky: YOUR YES THEN YOUR NO!
Bitch Where?!: YOUR IN THEN YOUR OUT!
DuckTape: YOUR UP THEN YOUR DOWN!
DIE: Shut UP!
Hot n Cold: ???
-DIE has changed Hot n Cold to IcyHot-
DIE:Now stop blowing up my phone!
Izuku Pov
I stare at my phone as I walk back to base. I've been added to a U.A group chat? I frown, weird. I'm passing by an alley when I'm pulled into the alley.
"Give me all -"
BANG!
I blow the steam off my pistol and put it back in it's holder still frowning at my phone. I continues walking, wonder when they'll notice I'm here.
-Group Chat-
Pinky: Wait... does anyone else see the extra number?
DIE: You just noticed this extra!?
ClassRep: Ah. It seems I have added a stranger by accident! Show yourself stranger!"
Random: Oh no! I've been spotted!
Bitch Where: Who are you?
Random: Well. I can't really give up that info. Not to a bunch of strangers. Sorry I'm just uncomfortable.
TheRock: That's fine bro! Can he stay Aizawa-sensei?!
Ineedsleep: As long as nothing happens. If anything happened you will be kicked.
Pinky: yay! A potential friend!
-Pinky has changed random to Friend???-
Friend???: Thank you!
DIE: Stop blowing up my phone!
IcyHot: Just silent your phone Bakugo.
Friend???: Wait... like Bakugo katsuki?
EmoBird: How do you know Bakugo?
Friend???: He's the one that was attacked by the sludge villain right?
TheRock: Oh ya! I forgot that was still popular...
Phonecharger: So what should we call you?
Friend???: You can all just call me M
Pinky: Wait! We're forgetting someone!
-Pinky added Hitoshi Shinso-
Hitoshi Shinso: Why am I here?
Ineedsleep: You need social interactions problem child.
YEAh: Ya! Little listener!
-Hitoshi Shinso changed to FuckSleep-
-Ineedsleep changed FuckSleep to Hitoshi Shinso-
-Hitoshi Shinso changed to IHateYou-
-Ineedsleep changed IHateYou to Hitoshi Shinso-
-Hitoshi Shinso changed to MakeMe-
Ineedsleep: I approve
Bitch Where: Wtf Lmao
MakeMe: It was worth a shot
IcyHot: Whose making dinner?
PhoneCharger: I will!
Kero: You will burn down the building.
DIE: I'm fucking making dinner extras!
Pinky: Thanks Bakugo!
SugarRush: What are you making?"
DIE: Katsudon
Friend???: Katsudon? That's my favorite! Lucky!
TheRock: Sorry bro!
DIE:Foods ready extras!
Pinky: See ya M!
Friend???: See ya!
Izuku Pov
Huh, they all seem pretty nice. Maybe I should go to U.A and pay Katsuki a visit. I lay on my bed staring up at my ceiling. I sigh and roll over. That is, if I can get some sleep.
Hello! Sorry if the chapter is crappy. But that's really all! Bye!
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Can't die (Suicidal Villain deku) (Semi chatfic)
FanficSo what would happen if Izuku is joined into a U.A group chat by acciedent. The only thing is, he's a villain. But what if this child meant no harm? Except to himself. Join Izuku in this dyingly awful story.
