Ninja x Male Reader

Snakebit

bro, I was scrolling through my Ninjago Pinterest board, and this was like the only thing I had of Ed and Edna. I have like thousands of pins and six sections, and this was the only thing I had. Bruh.

Anyway-

tw: s3@ring

Word Count: 3,269

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Reader rolls over and pulls his very thin sheet of a blanket over his shoulder. Now, you may be thinking, "Awe, Reader's sleeping!" No. No he's not. Wanna know why? Because the mattress he's laying on is like a brick, and he's cold as fuck. They may in the middle of a desert, but shit's cold.

Opening his eyes, he sighs as he sits up. Reader looks around the room and sees the rest of the ninja sleeping, whether it be peacefully or not, they're sleeping.

"Fuck it. I'll just get up." Reader whispers to himself. He pushes the sheet-blanket off of himself, and quietly climbs down the ladder. (that's right bitches, I put you on the top bunk >:D) He walks over to the closet on his toes, trying not to wake up the others. Reader opens the closet, grabs his ninja outfit, and heads over to the bathroom.

On his way to said bathroom, he bumps into Sensei Wu, who is holding a golden gong thing. Reader apologizes and keeps walking.

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Reader walks back into his shared room to find Sensei is saying something about chores and Zane standing in the floor. Literally, like, Zane's in the floor. For real. He's in the floor. Anyway, Reader stops in the doorway, holding his pajamas as Sensei leaves.

"Uh....what're we doing?" He asks.

"Chores apparently." Kai states.

"Oh okay." Reader says before walking into the room and throwing his clothes on his bed. He turns around and says, "I guess I'll start by finding a hamper of some sort." He walks out of the room, leaving the rest of them to figure something out.

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A few hours later, the entire Bounty is -mostly- fixed up. So now, the boys are playing video games, and Reader is.....um....what is he doing? Oh! Right, he's in the kitchen, trying to figure out why the fuck the fridge light isn't working.

"Okay, well it's clearly not the lightbulb that's the problem. I don't know....I'll go get Jay, I don't know jackshit about these things." Reader said as he closed the fridge door.

He goes over to the new Game Room, and he walks in to find Jay ranting about his parents talking a lot.

"Uh...what's going on?" Reader asks.

"Oh, Jay's parents just arrived." Nya informs.

"Oh okay." Reader says as he walks outside to greet the couple.

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A few hours and thirteen million stories about Jay later, the Walker's begin to head out.

"Edna, it was a pleasure to hear about Jay's first potty time." Cole says sweetly.

"Oh, if you thought that was good, wait until you hear about the time I caught him kissing his pillow!" Edna, Jay's mom, says as she walks outside.

"Snakes, ma. Snakes!" Jay exclaims, trying to get his parents to leave.

"Okay, we're going we're going. So you promise to visit your mother and father?"

"Yes, I promise! But only if you leave. I don't want you to get hurt. It's getting dark. Uh...your headlights are working, right?" Right after Jay said that, Ed, Jay's father, turned on atrociously bright headlights. Like, these things could compete with the sun. Yeah, that's how bright these things are. They're like when someone has LED headlights, but waaayyyyy worse. Seriously, these things could -and would- blind you. And that's what they pretty much did to everyone. Reader fell back and screamed, "AAHHH, MY RETNAS!!!!" Causing everyone to laugh.