The Cool Type

Beach day

 "Why the beach?" I asked the boys. "Well the author skipped the episode before this because she's writing when she should be sleeping, but we agreed that we should go to the beach in the episode before this!" The twins explained to us. "Okay then." I said with a slow nod. "Here's the fun part!" The twins said to us showing us a bunch of swim suit choices. "We brought swim suits for you two to choose from." They said. They picked a pink one with a frilly front for Haruhi. "Pretty cute, don't you think?" Hikaru said. I snickered but covered it with a cough when Haruhi glared at me. "Not that one!" Honey protested. "I think this swimsuit would look much cuter on Haru-chan." He said lifting up a blue one that looked quite like a sailor moon outfit. "Aah." The twins stopped him. "I don't think you get it Honey-Senpai!" They started. "Huh?" He asked confused. "Just look. This uniform barely hides the fact that Haruhi's as flat as a cutting board." Hikaru said bluntly as they stood on either side of her. "A one piece suit would only upset her because it draws attention to her lacking feminine physique." Kaoru added. "That's why we carefully selected this two-piece suit, see?" The twins said in unison. "The ruffles help hide the fact that she's so flat-chested!" They said. I sighed before Tamaki hit them both. "You punks better stop sexually harassing my little girl!" Tamaki chastised. 

        "I've had enough of you!" He continued. "That means we're not going to the beach?" The twins asked. "Who said we're not going?" Tamaki asked holding the bat up. I took it from him. "Really? So you wanna go after all?" They asked in unison. "Can Usa-chan come to?" Honey-senpai asked. "I have no problem with that." Kyoya said making me jump. He was so quiet. "My love." I greeted kissing his cheek. "Huh? We're really gonna go?" Haruhi asked. "Why not?" Tamaki asked. "Let's go to the beach." They said. 

(At the beach)

"So why'd we come to Okinawa?" The twins asked. "Because Kyoya's family has a private beach here." Tamaki answered. "It's beautiful isn't it?" Honey-senpai observed. "Yeah." Mori answered shortly. "Why couldn't we have gone-" The twins began to complain. "To the Carribean?" Hikaru asked. "Or even Fiji?" Koaru whined. "You think commoners like Haruhi and Reina have passports?" Kyoya asked. "On the contrary my love. I have mine. My family may not be hugely rich like you all but we have enough money to travel." I argued. "However, Haruhi doesn't have hers." I added. "You realize that I can hear what you're saying, right?" Haruhi griped. "It's so beautiful." One of the many girls said. Apparently, my boyfriend said we're still on the clock, meaning Haruhi couldn't get into a swim suit like the boys wanted, but I was encouraged heavily to wear one. I picked a high-waisted one that I owned. 

          It had a red top, and the bottom was blue, with a red ribbon, and white polka dots. I opted to sit with Haruhi so she wouldn't be alone. "Haruhi?" One of the girls called from behind us. I was reading one of my books, but she turned to indulge the girls. "Aren't you going to go swimming with us?" One of the girls asked. "No, uh, I like looking at the sea from a safe distance." She responded. "Well if you're not going to swim, would you mind if we sat here and talked with you and lady Reina?" Another asked. I looked at her out the corner of my eye and shrugged. "But why?" I asked, placing my bookmark in my book. "You girls should go swim." I said. "You've got cute swimsuits on, why not show them off?" Haruhi and I said kindly. The girls swoon. I stood up and walked around before sitting in front of my boyfriend under an umbrella with my book again. "I can't believe he fooled us." Hikaru asked. "Who would have thought he'd bring the ladies with us?" Kaoru asked. I adjusted my glasses, and shook my head.