Flo:
birdie.....
birdieeeeee
BIRDIEEEEEE!
Eliiii
ELI MOSKOWITZ!
I NEED TO MASTURBATE
SO WOULD U FUCKING REPLY TO MEEE!
Hawk:
What the actual fuck!
Flo:
I knew you
were awake mf.
now tom and
jerry or courage the cowardly
dog?
Hawk:
Flora! It's 3
in the morning!
Why aren't you
sleeping?
Flo:
Why aren't u sleeping!?
Hawk:
I was but u
woke me up
Flo:
Huh!
next time
turn ur notifys
off before going to bed
then.
now tom and jerry
or courage the cowardly
dog?
Hawk:
Courage..
what ?
Flo:
Didn't you
watch the cartoon
with the pink computer
nerd dog and the old couple?
Hawk:
did you just
wake me up at 3 a.m to
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