KASSYS POV
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it's the prom soon, in about 2 weeks or so? it's a joint prom, in one room is the 5-7th graders, and the other room is 8th-10th graders. honestly, i'm hoping there's going to be some juicy tea this prom. like the last one, aaaa !! it's the valentine's day prom, i haven't a valentine. as relationships are DISGUSTING... i would rather kill myself than date a women. even dating a man is better than that!So i picked out my best outfit, well i got it from target and of course, me and my friends had to get matching bags!! raelynn got yellow, leslie got red and i got orange. we looked so amazing!!
My sister sarah is going to prom with her best friend tyler, she's in the 6th grade, one year below sarah. I heard that Klaus might like Allison back!! I need to tell everyone this, this MIGHT be possible it'll end up like last prom!!
hopefully this prom ends up good. i will find out all the tea! and possibly start a rumour! who knows though? When I am at the mall, I bump into that one girl, Dana Flores. She's with her cousin, Ana. Ana is in the other 5th grade class. "Woah, hello dana, and hi ana. it's funny seeing you here.. i guess.." i said. "woah woah how do you know my name??" ana asked. "I have my ways." I responded. I walked away, trying my best to avoid them.
I was walking to the clothing store to find leslie and raelynn and i seen them right there!! "sup girls!!" i said. us as a trio went clothes shopping together, and we also shit talked a bit about dana. but they were being a bit dry?? "Why does dana think she's apart of our group.. like we've been a trio since the SECOND GRADE. no newcomers, please." I remarked. my two friends shrugged. It's like they wouldn't even talk to me. I AM THE LESDER OF THIS GROUP, im the one they should all be focusing on. "Guess what i bought for us!!! Vapes!! We could be so much better than the algebros. Oh yeah, and to make us even cooler, We could sneak into a bar or a nightclub and get alcohol!!" They ignored me and walked together.
What is going on?? "Girls... what's up?" i asked. "Do you... not think that what your doing is dangerous? and bad? the algebros aren't that bad trust me. your just mad there's a gay couple??" leslie said. "The point is, we don't want to be your friend anymore." Raelynn explained. BUT WHY? "nononono were like the most popular trio!! like i'm the most popular girl in the 5th grade... i don't want to look like a loner no!! I helped u guys through so much.. this.. this can't be!!" i said, worried. "your a bad person kassy. drinking, vaping at 11 years of age?? bro... plus can we talk about how homophobic you are??" raelynn announced. "agreed. you're toxic kassy. people don't see the real you, that's all." leslie proclaimed. FUCK THEM!! IVE DID NOTHING!! i guess i just have to start a rumour about them, i can maybe even manipulate the algebros!!
It was a new day at school, i had to make new friends. I tried hanging out with a not so popular group, Yelena, diana and Ana (danas cousin). they seemed to like me! but then i told them my rumour about raelynn and leslie! "They told me to kill myself. They also talked shit about you guys... i felt so bad i had to drop them!!" i said. yelena replied with "listen kass, we are friends now! and your like the most popular girl, and we're glad your hanging out with us. we'd do ANYTHING for you! we love you." wow... i'm already feeling so loved!! I offered them to hang out on friday after school, and they all agreed to hang out at the shopping centre to buy outfits.
-three days later-
it's friday, and we all got like the BEST outfits!! I also gave them the vapes, and you know what, the four of us will start vaping and make raelynn and leslie jealous!! and our outfits were matching, this is perfect!! We are going to be brining our vapes to the prom, OH YEAH AND OUR ALCOHOL, we can pretend it's another drink and put it into a bottle 😘.
I am going to manipulate the algebros a bit, so i told rocco about leslie and raelynn and he believed me and is going to tell the rest of the group.
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ALGEBROS!!
Randomthis is all for entertainment purposes and yes, this is satire!! i suck ur moms tits