#chapter four
DANAS POV
———————it was around form class time when kassy was whispering stuff in peoples ears, she didn't do it to me but i soon got very interested and wanted to know what was going on. i heard her mention the word "prom", so probably something about that.
i was very confused and then went over to my friend group, the algebros. yes, we're a friend group of eight that met from maths. But Rocco and Atticus weren't there??? I asked where they went. Then Mikey replied "Uh, they just left us out of nowhere??" then matthew said "Probably went to Antarctica", and julian told me "don't worry babe, it's gonna be ok" brooo.... i wanna tell him to stop calling me these weird names. marie and conor really just stayed quiet and yknow, just stood there.
Kassy, Raelynn and Leslie came over to me and said "Dana, please talk to us outside."
And why do they want me to talk outside??? That's so... Weird?? Kassy stated "Hello, Dana. We are here to inform you about our plan and if you want to cooperate with us." Bro what are they on about the fuck, "RIGHT LISTEN UP DANA, NOW, okay so basically at the prom the other night, I seen two people kissing, and even worse, they sit at your math table" kassy screamed.
It was Atticus and Rocco. Them. SINCE WHEN DID THEM FUCKERS DATE?? Anyways, I have to spy on them in all the classes their with each other, I feel very honored that I was given this opportunity. I decided to have some time to myself to think about how this will work, but that's okay, I like being on my own.
As I was walking in the hall, marie cqme over to me and asked "whats up with you and kassy, you guys have been spending a lot of time together!" I responded with, "they seem so cool!! So I wanna try to hang out with her." Then I ran to math class, looking forward to seeing what Atticus and rocco would have been doing.
When I was in the class I seen them sending LOV LETTERS to each other. Not gonna fucking lie they make me feel so goddamn lonely, their so cute together. So kassy wasn't lying?? Kassy was on the other side of the classroom but while she was there she gave me a wink and a thumbs up.
I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT!!!!! I soon went to ask kassy why she cares so much that their dating, leslie decided to say "Oh, she doesn't-" kassy told her to shut up in a very cruel manner, then kassy explained , "i don't like these homosexuals, dating in general is weird bro!!" "Yeah... if ur a gay person you might not as well be in this group." Raelynn announces. how do i tell them i'm bisexual?? i'll just hide it i guess.
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ALGEBROS!!
Aléatoirethis is all for entertainment purposes and yes, this is satire!! i suck ur moms tits