# chapter three
el segunda beso.
I was walking down the hallway until I suddenly bypassed my weird classmate, kassy. Kassy is an unusual person, however is still fun to be around honestly!! She walked towards me saying "hello dana. I'm seeing you sit with most of the exchange students at your maths table, very peculiar don't you think." why is kass talking so formal?? They do have a higher iq than an average 10-11 year old, so it's probably why. "yeah hiya kassy!! What's up?"
"so who are you dating now?" she replied, why does she wanna know this?? I'm guessing it's just normal fifth grade chit-chat. "I guess julian, why?" I said, after she laughed, "ha! It's too clear, I mean, it's utterly obvious." okay then. She exclaimed "well I don't know if you knew this, but that new kid rocco is gonna break up with doris, the new spanish exchange students are dating." and how does she know this?? it's like she's some kind of stalker... so i decided to ask, "how do you know all this??", she replied, "oh my ears are hearing everything, I know all of the drama I know everything. Actually, rocco was staring at atticus for most of the class, it's obvious he's crushing, that's why he's breaking up with doris." bro,, what is she on about?? "I get it from my older sister, Sarah. Were the most known people in the school." she said.
Bro, why is kassy such a creep??? She for real needs therapy. She's literally the top student of the class, it's unreal. She gets between 90-100% in EVERY TEST. The lowest she's got is 91. The lowest I've got is 26?? Plus, kassy just remembers stuff, she doesn't even study. She even told the whole class about this shit. Not to mention, I study for two and a half hours daily. And the highest I've got is an 87.
KASSYS POV:
it's hard okay, I get it. Everyone finds me all cool because I'm the top student in fifth grade, my sister teaches me everything. In math class today, I sounded a bit rude to my table. We got put in groups of nine. We had to make table names too, mine was "were odd" the other two teams were "real value" and "algebros". Algebros is the team danas in. I was talking to her in the hallway a couple of minutes ago. On danas team it's, rocco, Atticus, Conor, marie (the new exchange students), Matthew, julian and Mikey. they seem to get along pretty well. I might've told Matthew to kill himself, but let's not talk about that.
well we just got informed that next week is the fall 5th grade dance. I'm severely excited. I wonder who's gonna go out with who.
-the next day-
my sister Sarah just told me to spy on Atticus and rocco. What does this mean, to see if they're gonna be acting like fruits as they always do??? Ha... I'll be watching out.
-6 days later-
It's the night of the prom, since I'm single and not looking for a partner, I am going to hang out with my best friends raelynn and Leslie. There really nice, and they are also kinda friends with dana. Okay im gonna do what my sister told me to do,
I see them hanging together already "heh.. Fruits" I laughed quietly with my friends. They looked at me with a smile. I told them to stay where they were, as I was secretly following rocco and Atticus. I'm good at this stuff, therefore they didn't see me. They blushed at each other but then hid their face, they soon when near the window. I seen them hold hands for a split second. This is going amazing, things are about to go down. The gays will be caught in 4k!!
They were at the window was you know. Rocco held Atticus by the back and then said "Atticus, I love you. I know we've only known each other for a week or so, but I have a crush on you. I wanna be with you forever and it was love at first sight. I broke up with doris for you. Will you go out with me?" Atticus was surprised but then responded with "yes my love." AND THEN THEY KISSED, AND I DON'T MEAN ON THE CHEECK OR ANYTHING BUT ON THE LIPS!! IT WAS CRAZY WITNESSING THAT!!
I knew they had something going on this whole time, I just had to tell Leslie and Raelynn. This was the most interesting prom ever.
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ALGEBROS!!
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