Villain x Hero (But it's funny)

STOP HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT 😭

"You pathetic worm, you think you can beat me?" Kylo asks, intimidation peaking through his voice, "I will destroy you in every altercation we have."

"You say that now, but you don't know true power," Onyx throws back at him.

"You speak as though you have it, you are pathetic and weak compared to me!"

"Oh, am I?" Onyx asks, spitefully.

"Oh, yes, you are..." The villain looks down at him, as just mere inches separate their heights.

"Well- you have a big forehead!" Onyx tosses out.

"So- What did you say..?" Kylo's tone lowers, his voice breaking slowly.

"You heard me..! Big forehead havin' ass!" Onyx backs up.

"... Why would you say that...?"

Onyx looks apologetic, "I-I thought we were insulting each other?"

"We were, but that was just really hurtful!"

"But like you were saying that I didn't know true powers!" Onyx's voice also starts to quiver.

Tears begin to well up in Kylo's eyes, "Yes, but why do you have to go make fun of my forehead?!"

"Hey, boss, we can understa-" Phillip comes running in.

"Not now, Phillip! He hurt my feelings!" Kylo cries.

"Did you say something about his forehead again?!" Phillip yells.

"Yeah, and what-?" Onyx's voice gets squeaky.

"You know he's sensitive about that!"

Kylo sobs, "Hold me, Phillip!"

"Come here, come here," Phillip opens his arms.

Onyx stares, also crying now, "I- I'm supposed to hold you..?"

"SHUT UP, YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!" Kylo yells as Phillip holds him.