Onyx, being mouthy as always, remarks, "You'll never finish me! I'm too powerful for you!"
"Oh, I'll finish you whether you like it or not."
"Uh- Hey, boss!"
"Jesus, Christ, Phillip. WHAT IS IT?!"
"There's just like a lot of tension right now, and I feel like this would all be resolved if you guys just kissed. Right?"
The hero, in complete and utter shock, manages to scream, "I'M SORRY, WHAT?!"
"Phillip. What the hell are you saying?"
The henchman looks up at the two, "Yeah, like we all agree like, right buddy?"
One of the other assistants in the villain's organization steps in quickly to say, "yeah, just kiss."
"Yeah, see?"
"WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"
"I work here??"
Phillip interrupts, "KISS ALREADY. COME ON!"
"Yeah, just kiss!"
Two other employees step in, "JUST KISS."
Now the entire room is a mess, with scattered, overlapping "JUST KISS" and "KISS ALREADY!" and "KISS KISS KISS!"
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SHUT UP!" Kylo yells. "WE'LL KISS. AND THEN YOU ALL GET OUT."
"YAYYYYYYYYYY!"
They kiss once and then the villain gives them all a look as the room goes dead silent for the three workers and Phillip to leave.
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Villain x Hero (But it's funny)
RomanceThe villain x hero series inspired by @dannyphantom.exe on TikTok (DISCLAIMER: I gave Hero, Villain, and Anti-hero names because I feel like it gives more personality to them instead of just calling them "Hero" and all)
