I'm Laughing At My Own Jokes

Chapter Six: I Can't Believe I Did That

A Skit By C. Everly
(Warning: This may not be my most embarrassing moment as I seem to have a lot and can't decide which one is worse)
Characters:
Ciara
Mr. Kaschube
Secretary
Mom
Setting:
Normal school day in 2011.
Plot:
Fifth grade band walks into band room. Band gets out needed instruments, music, etc. We all get ready and into position.

Ciara: *stomach ache that she's had all morning gets worse*
Ciara: *raises hand*
Mr. Kaschube: *looks at Ciara* What?
Ciara: My stomach hurts.
Mr. Kaschube: Go down to the office.
Ciara: *walks out of room, realizes she doesn't know where the office is, and begins to turn around to ask.*
Ciara: *throws up all over the high school hallway*
Mr. Kaschube: *walks out of band room* Okay, I'll walk with you to the bathroom to tell the office.

Mr. Kaschube and Ciara walk down to office.

Secretary: *points to room behind her* Lay down in there.
Ciara: *walks into room and lays down*
Janitor over walkie talkie: Some kid threw up in the band and choir hallway.
Ciara: *gets embarrassed*
Mom: *walks into school to pick up Ciara*