· How It's Like

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I hate myself for writing some of this stuff down. It just came to mind. I apologize in advance for some of the weirdest shit you're about to read. But hopefully, it makes you laugh too. :3

All of this is potential story material too. Go crazy, folks.

AND BEFORE ONE OF YOU EVEN COMMENTS: GORILLAS HAVE SMALL PEE PEES

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AND BEFORE ONE OF YOU EVEN COMMENTS: GORILLAS HAVE SMALL PEE PEES. I GET IT. WE ALL FUCKING GET IT. THAT'S REAL LIFE. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A MONKEY WHO CAN TALK, WEARS GLASSES, WEARS A SPACESUIT LIKE HE'S BUZZ FUCKING LIGHTYEAR, AND BUILT A CHRONAL ACCELERATOR. CAN YOU BUILD THAT? I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO, HAH-

If the experiments happening on the moon caused Hammond to be the size of Pikachu, then it's possible that Winston's pecker could be average...

Maybe above average.

Let me fucking stop.

On with the actual chapter.

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· Believe it or not, sex with Winston isn't a regular thing

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· Believe it or not, sex with Winston isn't a regular thing. He's pretty relaxed with his needs during your relationship. But trust me, when it happens, it lasts for hours. It always starts slow and passionate, gradually escalating with intensity.

· He's very careful but it does get difficult to keep control, resulting in occasional bite marks and bruises from holding you tightly. He makes up for it with aftercare -- from cuddles to cleaning up everything.

· During puberty, he did masturbate from time... to time. As he grew older, he still did it sometimes, but it made him feel ashamed. He usually would be able to control himself by using his lab work as a distraction. But that can only go so far. Nothing seemed to help once he began feeling sexually attracted to you.

· He didn't want to rush you into getting physically intimate after becoming official (you can also thank the stigma he feels), so he waited until you were ready. Until then, he'd have to relieve himself in secret.

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