It's the mid 1970s. You're a young woman who goes to a carnival with your best friend. Then again, you've also heard about an urban legend in the haunted attraction there at the carnival in Ann Arbor, Michigan where you live. The haunted attraction...
Later on at night, you, Wendy and the Once-Ler are back at home. Judy got off work at 6pm and you took Brenda back home to her. You, Wendy and the Once-Ler are in the living room watching TV. The Partridge Family is on. The episode Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Partridge is playing. You're laughing at it.
The Once-Ler is resting his head on your lap. You're stroking his hair. He says, "Thanks for having my back at the carnival. Especially with my mansion being there." You look down at him and you say, "No problem, man. Anything to get you away from your mom." Wendy says, "Ch. Yeah. Lady Isabigot."
You think of something and you say, "Oh shit." Wendy says, "What's up, girl?" You sigh and you say, "Miss queen bee from high school is gonna be at the carnival tomorrow. I'm running the Ferris wheel tomorrow." Wendy says, "Ah shit. You for real? The fuckin' tampon?"
The Once-Ler looks at her and says, "Tampon?" Wendy says, "Yeah. Stuck up cunt." You smirk and you say, "Good one, Wendy. But for real, man. She is. She was mine and Wendy's bully throughout school."
The Once-Ler says, "For the record, what is this tampon? Sounds like a personal thing for girls." You say, "It is, man. Early 30s is when they thought of it. Women stick it up their pussies when on their period. It's a sponge like thing in the shape of kind an average flaccid dick." He blushes and says, "Is that so?" Wendy mumbles, "Girl, tampons are bigger than soft fuckin' dicks."
You look down at him and you say, "The girl is Lisa Briggs. She was highly popular in school. She was a major cunt, man. Anytime she'd see me, she would tell me about how my old man was locked up or how my mom was a hooker and the bitch would rub it in."
Wendy says, "Fuck her. I look forward to your prediction for when her ass be livin' like a used up and saggy hooker. Ha! Bitch don't realize it right now. I wanna see her suffer for how she treated my best goddamn friend." You say, "Trust me, Wendy. She will."
The Once-Ler says, "Normally, I usually never wanted to harm a dame, but I would treat her worse than I did Lady Katherine when under my mother's control after becoming rich. Anyone that hurts MY recent woman will pay." You smile and you say, "Awe. You would?" He says, "Yes. I love you, (Y/N)." You say, "I love you too, Once-Ler." You all watch TV the rest of the time.
The next day, you're at the carnival. You're working the Ferris wheel for the day. Wendy is with you. So is the Once-Ler. He doesn't have the mustache on, but he does have the shades and hat on and a different outfit, so his mom doesn't recognize him when she looks out the window from the mansion and sees the citizens, spotting him as well.
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(One of these is what the Once-Ler is wearing for the day.)
As you run the Ferris wheel you say, "Once-Ler." He looks at you and says, "Yeah?" You say, "Lisa Briggs will show up anytime, man. I have a plan for you." He says, "Yeah? Name it." You lean in and you say, "When you see a chick with blonde hair and something possibly slutty, pretend you're flirting with her."
He says, "What for?" You say, "To trick her, man. As soon as she gets close, take the shades off for a moment and roar at her. Show those eyes and teeth. Trust me on this, man. She's a bitch, but dumb enough to fall for any guy she flirts with." He says, "Alright. I'll go with it." You and Wendy grin.
After a few minutes of running the Ferris wheel, you, Wendy and the Once-Ler walk to a food vendor. You suddenly spot a girl with blonde hair, white shirt with black polka dots and dark blue short shorts. Wendy says, "Ah, hell. There's the slut, now." Turns out, it's Lisa Briggs. The mean, popular girl from your guys' school. She's talking to another friend of hers and giggling.
The other friend is also a girl from school. Janice Greenberg. She has red hair, glasses, a green skirt, brown shirt, etc. She sees you guys and she says, "Oh, hey. Lisa. Check it out. The sideshows are here." Lisa gasps and says, "You mean (Y/N) especially?" The Once-Ler growls a bit, sensing something bad in her.
You stand there. Lisa turns around and giggles saying. "So... (Y/N) (L/N). The freak with shitty parents and a witch for a grandmother." You say, "Hey, Lisa." She scoffs and says, "Please. Don't act so damn casual. We all know you're a pathetic freak. You and Wendy there, both." Wendy says, "Bitch. You best back the fuck off. We got ourselves a man with us." Lisa says, "Save it, Jefferson. You're just as much of a loser as (Y/N) here is. Both are poor, too. I..."
Lisa sees the Once-Ler and she gasps. She smirks and approaches him. He just smiles, but doesn't show his teeth yet. And he still has the shades on. She looks him up and down and says, "Wow, (Y/N). Someone like him is with a loser freak like you? Wow. How, though? Why would anyone choose YOU? Someone like this guy, especially?" You say, "I don't know, man. Good personality?"
Lisa just laughs and says, "Wow. Really? Good personality? Honey. Everyone knows it's all about the looks. You don't have what I have. You were uglier as a kid. No matter how pretty YOU are, you'll always be the one everyone sees as the freak with a witch for a grandma."
You smile and you say, "Maybe you're right, Lisa. You'll live a ahem... 'good and luxurious life'. A great husband with a lot of money and a couple of kids. You'll have it made, man." She says, "And don't you forget it. Something you'll never have, (Y/N)." She turns around. You and Wendy stifle a laugh. She whispers, "Little does the bitch know." You whisper, "Right? Any moment now, the Once-Ler will give her a scare." Wendy grins and whispers, "Her bitch ass will run off. I know it."
Lisa approaches the Once-Ler. He plays along and smiles, but doesn't open his mouth to show his teeth, yet. She smirks and says, "So... Who are YOU, handsome?" He says, "Once-Ler." She says, "Once-Ler, huh? Well, Once-Ler. What's a hottie like you doing with a freak like her, huh?~"
She grips his shirt and she leans in and says, "I can bet you I'm better in bed than the freak with a witch grandma is. I was the most popular girl in school. I'm rich, too. You might be better than all the guys I've dated."
He smirks and he removes his shades. His eyes are closed at the moment. You and Wendy smirk. Lisa strokes his shirt and says, "Want to make out somewhere? Rub it in (Y/N)'s face here?" He opens his eyes and she sees pitch black eyes with white pupils. Her smile slowly fades. He grins and she gasps. He suddenly let out a roar.
She lets go of him and backs away. She screams, "EEEAHH!!" She says, "Oh... my god! Y-you're a monster!! A freak!! Oh my god!" She runs off and yells, "DEMON!!" She screams as she leaves. You and Wendy burst out laughing. Wendy yells, "Ha! Take that, you bigot ass slut! That's what your bitch ass gets for harassin' my friend, cunt!" You and Wendy laugh it up.
The Once-Ler gets his shades back on and approaches you. He grins. You chuckle and you say, "Good one, man. She fucking deserved it." He pulls you close and he says, "Nobody's as beautiful as you are, (Y/N) (L/N). Inside and outside." You hug him and you say, "Awe. Appreciate the comments, man."
He strokes your hair and he says, "As a monster, I can smell it on her that she's screwed at least five guys." You say, "Eleven, man. She screwed every popular guy in school." Wendy says, "And within a few damn years, her ass will be livin' a shit life. That shit will be the most satisfying goddamn thing ever."
She looks around and says, "I wonder what Wayne will be up to." You say, "We'll just have to find him and see." You all get some food and you walk off to find Wayne. Then you think of something and you think, "I knew Wendy would like Wayne Marbles back, man. She's just in denial about it."
