It's the mid 1970s. You're a young woman who goes to a carnival with your best friend. Then again, you've also heard about an urban legend in the haunted attraction there at the carnival in Ann Arbor, Michigan where you live. The haunted attraction...
Moments later, you're all upstairs in your grandma's kitchen, eating. She had just cooked. It's you, Wendy, Jenny, Wayne, Brett, Chet and your dad Vince. Her chihuahua Sugar is eating food out of her own bowl.
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(Your grandma's kitchen looks something like this with it being the mid 1970s.)
You eat and you say, "Mm. Good as always, grandma." Laverne smiles and says, "I'm glad you like it, dear." Brett and Chet are eating like they haven't eaten in years. Well, they haven't, but they are eating like crazy.
Jenny says, "Did the Once-Ler behave this way before?" The Once-Ler says, "I did eat, but... not actual food until I met (Y/N) here." You say, "It's the twins who haven't eaten since their last living days, man." Your grandma says, "It's typical male behavior to me. Hungry or not. Your father used to eat like this."
Your dad says, "Ugh. Mom, come on. I did not." She smirks and says, "Oh, yes you did. All of the meatballs would be gone. You know you've got psychic women in the family, dear. And now your daughter being one." Your dad says, "Crap. You're right."
Wendy says, "Mm. Lovin' the rolls, Madame Laverne." She eats her roll. Brett says, "Mhm. Vrry gnnd." He's saying 'very good', but his mouth is full. Your grandma says, "Eat all you can, boys. Girls, you too." Jenny drinks her juice and she says, "It's pretty neat we've got the Once-Ler's brothers here."
Brett looks at Jenny. She looks at him. They smile at each other. Wendy smirks and says, "Ooh, girl. I think... this one like you. Whichever one he is." Brett says, "Brett." Wendy says, "Yeah. Brett. Sorry. You guys are twins. Can't tell your asses apart."
The Once-Ler says, "Our mom always made sure Brett wore the shorter sleeves and Chet the longer sleeves to tell them apart." Wendy says, "Well, good. Now I'll know that. Thanks, monster man." The Once-Ler says, "Anytime, Wendy."
Wayne says, "Dudes and dudettes. They're showing a new movie at the cinema. Young Frankenstein." You look at Wayne and you smile and say, "Oh man. I wanna see that, too. Gene Wilder's in it." Wendy says, "Ain't that the guy in Willy Wonka?" You say, "Yeah. We should all go. Take the Once-Ler and the twins to see it with us. I heard it's supposed to be funny as hell, man."
Chet says, "What is... a movie?" Wendy says, "Oh, right. Y'all are from the 19th century. No TVs or radios back then." She looks at you and says, "Girl, we gotta educate these two on that." You says, "We will. No worries, Wendy darling. We've got this."
Jenny says, "But even the Once-Ler knows now. He's even been dressing like other guys do in this era." Chet says, "We thought he was dressed a little differently." Your dad says, "I think some of my old clothes are still here. The twins can have some of those. I never wear them."
You say, "Ah, that's great, old man." You look at Brett and Chet and you say, "We'll get you guys a new change of clothes. Gotta blend in with the rest of us, man." They nod, agreeing on it. You all continue to eat dinner.
The next day, you, Wendy, Jenny, the Once-Ler, Brett, Chet and Wayne are all at the cinema. You're in the theater right now. You've got Brenda with you. You're all seeing Young Frankenstein. So far, you like it.
You're laughing at the scene where the horses neigh every time someone mentions the name Frau Blucher. And when Igor looks out and yells, "Blucher!" making the horses neigh again. Brenda giggles at that part.
The Once-Ler has a box of popcorn on his lap. Wayne had mentioned something to him about the whole ahem... popcorn box trick to full a girl sitting next to him. This brings a smirk on the Once-Ler's face and he grows a claw from his right index finger. You're looking at the screen. The Once-Ler's about to move his finger under the box to cut it open.
But then he hears this, "Hey, man. I know what you're up to. Don't think about it." The Once-Ler says, "H-how do you even know when you're looking at the screen? Y... Oh, wait. Dammit. Never mind. Psychic woman." He sits back and huffs. You smirk and you lean in and whisper, "Hey, man. Don't fret. Later in my room, I'll make it up to you with a good blowjob.~" The Once-Ler sighs and smiles.
Brett looks over at them with a raised brow. Jenny leans in and whispers to him, "Those two like to get freaky if you catch my drift, man." Brett stifles a laugh and says, "Oh, do they now?" They hear someone in the theater saying, "Shh." Both Brett and Jenny whisper, "Sorry."
Wayne is high right now. He had smoked half a bag of weed before entering the cinema. He sits there, chuckling when unnecessary as he watches the movie. You look at the Once-Ler and you whisper, "You can take me again on the bed, Once-Ler.~"
He blushes and he smirks whispering, "I plan to, my sweet.~" You kiss him on the cheek and you both sit back and watch the movie. You were just thankful Brenda wasn't paying attention to what you guys were talking about and she was just watching the movie and eating her popcorn.
A moment later, you all walk out of the cinema and Wendy says, "Man, that shit was funny." Brenda says, "Roarr. Frankenstein." Wayne says, "Yeah, man. Those poor horses though. Heh heh." You say, "There's another comedy movie made from the same person showing soon. Also with Gene Wilder in it."
Jenny says, "Oh, far out man. What movie?" You say, "It's Blazing Saddles." Brenda yawns and Wendy says, "First, we gotta take little girl back home to our mom before we head to our own places. I can tell she's gettin' sleepy as hell."
Brenda says, "I'm not sleepy, sis. I..." She yawns again and Wendy says, "Mhm. Sure you're not." You say, "No problem, man. We've all come in Wayne's van. We'll take her from there." Wendy says, "Yeah."
The Once-Ler pulls you close and you gasp and look at him. He grins. You cling to him and he says, "Hey... The thing you promised when we get home.~" You smirk and you say, "I didn't break it. You'll get what you want, man.~" The Once-Ler grins. Jenny says, "Hey guys. Come on. We gotta go." You say, "Yeah, alright." You all head for the van.
Brett looks at Jenny and says, "Jenny." Jenny looks at him and says, "Yeah, Brett?" He says, "Hey. If you're not doing anything... how about a little... oh, I don't know..." She says, "You mean a date, man?"
He nods and says, "Yeah. W-what do you say?" Jenny smiles and says, "Alright. I'm cool with that." He grins and looks ahead saying, "Yes." Chet says, "Well, look at that. Now YOU get a date. Good for you, twin brother." Brett grins and says, "Thanks, Chet."
You smile and you say, "Awe, that's great, man. Jenny finally found love." Wayne looks over at Wendy and whispers, "If only I had you soon, Wendy babe." You all get in Wayne's van and he drives all of you out of there.
