Once in a lifetime

Chapter 14 Sunflowers

"So, we're finally meeting this mysterious man of yours, Barry. About damn time, lad."

"Lou, don't push him or he's gonna keep us hidden forever."

"Oi, oi, Nialler, we should claim our rightful place. Barry's been missing a lot since he got a new flame."

"He is not a flame" Harry growled, getting tired of his friends teasing him on the way to Zayn's exhibit.

After Harry and Zayn almost fucked each other on Zayn's couch, they couldn't meet again, as the opening night for the show was very close. They did keep phone communication of course and had a few hours of fun sexting and even phone calls in the middle of the day just to provoke the other into jerking off. They didn't even pretend they were able to resist it and Harry smiled while one specific call came to his mind. That morning Zayn had been thirsty as fuck.

"This lad must have a magical dick, Lou. Look at'em, daydreaming and all." Ni added, while pulling Harry's hair bun just to irritate him. He had taken forever to get ready, and they were almost running late, though he was very satisfied with his outfit. He managed to get a hold of a black kurta he felt in love with when he saw it. He was in black again; Zayn must think he was dating a gravedigger by now.

"You'll never get to know, sick bastards. Stop thinking about Zayn's dick. That's mine. I'll tell Sha, Nialler, bet he finds interesting learning about Z's cock too, y'know."

"Don't, Styler. I'll tell your beloved every little, dirty, embarrassing secret of you that I know."

"Ladies, ladies. As much as I enjoy the tit for tat, we are grown men, no? We gotta behave."

Harry and Ni stared at Lou for few second and then burst into laughing.

"These twats, one tries to be mature and look at the clowns. Bite me, Narry." They just laughed harder. They had come up with the idea to mix up their names when they ganged up on one. Narry was Harry plus Ni when they were fighting Louis, which was too often for Lou's comfort.

"Lou, we must come up with a name for them now. Hayn? Harayn?" Ni said when he sobered.

"Wot? That sucks!" Lou ruled them out right away. Harry just looked at them, amused.

"Oi, oi, hear me out. I've got it, Nialler. Zarry. Sounds cool, don't it? Much like Elounor and Shiall."

"Yeah, yeah, I dig it. Zarry it is then. Zarry will have amazing sex. I bet anything. Larry is a dead thing."

"Lou is too loud and he's busy trying to get a baby into Ele anyways. We would've never worked."

"Well, she ain't bored, that I can tell for sure, idiots. I fooking hate Narry."

Harry was incapable of stopping feeling amazed by the level of conversations they were able to sustain. They sounded like a bunch of schoolgirls rather than grown ass men, but that's why he loved those two.

"This is it, lads. I am so fucking nervous to even let him around you, for fucks sake."

"I take great offense to that, Barry. I know how to behave when and if I want, lad. You're proper rude."

"Exactly that is what I am dreading. Well, to hell with this. Let's be done with it."

"I'll be good, Harry. Most of the time at least. Or I'll try. We'll see how the night unfolds."

"Ni, I was counting on you, mate. Don't do this to me."

"Yeah, well..." Both Lou and Ni responded as if to say, shit happens. Harry was regretting bringing them here, but couldn't ship them off now, they'd know how to get back in there, anyhow. Fucking Nouis.