Once in a lifetime

Chapter 29 Hostage

Zayn arrived home a little after. He took off his leather jacket and got to his bed as soon as possible. He immediately called Harry, who probably was annihilating him through the phone for "taking too long".

"Fucking finally." Harry sighed relieved when he heard Zayn's voice. Zayn sneered, of course he was late.

"Love, it took me like twenty minutes to get home after we hung up."

"Forever, if you ask me. They are pestering me, baby. Make them stop. I'll kill them in their sleep."

"You are too kind to do that, babe. Aren't you the one telling us all to treat people with kindness all the time? Like when I wanted to kick the shit outta that asshole checking you out in the café?"

"Yeah, but he was harmless. He was just yearning for what's yours. This two are just mean, keeping me physically away from you, Z. They deserve punishment. I'll make them suffer. I'll make them read every fucking Math and Law book I can find. And m' a fucking book editor, for fuck's sake."

"Fucking arse, that one. Should've made him regret it. You're cute when you try to be mean. They want you to read just five chapters, why don't you, love? Be done with it, you'd be on your way by now."

"Because I must make a stand against this rebellious attitude. They don't make employees like before."

"You're weird, my love. Among other things, that's why I love you."

"I love you too, but I'm about to make my exit to the loo fucking epic. They will know, I don't care."

"Oh, shit, babe don't. You'll be embarrassed when you get back. I'll be when I see them too."

"They deserve it. They started this war, not me." Harry said with what was supposed to be his evil voice.

Zayn heard a muffled noise, he had never been at Harry's office, but it sounded like he had stood up. Zayn heard him calling for Sarah and Mitch, Zayn snickered again. Harry was going to do his crazy shit.

"Can you still hear me, angel? I have you on speaker and called the rebels to my office."

"I can hear. Are you sure about this, babe? M' hard enough, shouldn't you just get into the loo?"

"Uhm, you are giving me a semi too. Just few seconds, yeah? Oh, look at that, they are here."

"Harreh..."

"I just wanted to let you both know I will be gone for a while. Dunno how long. Z, babe, do you have an approximate?"

"I..."

"That's fine if you don't. I'll say, as you are holding me hostage at my own company, you can't avoid that I get at least amazing phone sex with my hot man. You prevented me from getting laid, I hope you feel bad about it. Please don't come to the loo I'll say for the next forty minutes just to be sure, unless you want to hear our nice and heartfelt moans. Now, if you'll excuse me, we have a boner situation."

Zayn couldn't help it anymore and started laughing. He was just able to say Sorreh, Sorreh between laughs. He could hear a quiet squeal, probably coming out of Sarah and just kept laughing.

"I'm on my way to the loo, baby. I even showed them the lube, should've seen Mitch's face."

"Oh fuck, babe. I can imagine. You've traumatized Sarah too. She'll never see you the same."

"Don't care. They started. Finally, baby. Loo is ages away! Hadn't noticed that." Zayn reached out for his own lube and started undressing. The whole situation with those three had been too funny to keep a boner, but now he knew he had Harry for himself, even if on the phone, was getting him hard again.