Girl Online ⎯ m.c [DISCONTINUED]

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Kerrigan: WHEN DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR

Kerrigan: HOLY FUCK YOU LOOK GOOD

Kerrigan: LIKE ReALLLYYYyYYYY FUCKING GOOD

Kerrigan: TeaCH ME YOU'RE HOt WAyS

Michael: It comes naturally babe

Kerrigan: Okay I need to calm down after that one

Kerrigan: Phew

Kerrigan: Still a little unstable but I'm okay ish

Michael: Can I like facetime you or call you or something bc I really like your voice

Kerrigan: As much as I'd love that.....

Kerrigan: My brother as like four friends over and I wouldn't be able to hear you

Michael: Then go to your room

Kerrigan: You'd still be able to hear them over me

Michael: :(

Kerrigan: You're telling me. There's a lot of testosterone in the room and they're fucking watching baseball

Kerrigan: How much more stereotypical could we get here omfg

Michael: If I was with you we wouldn't be watching baseball, but we'd still be hitting homeruns ;))))))))))))

Kerrigan: Okay that was actually really smooth congrats

Michael: Why are you cutting up your shirt

Michael: AND WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS IN A HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF BOYS

Kerrigan: Wut

Michael: Your brother is sending me snapchats of you cutting up a shirt and you just said there were boys there

Michael: I mean you look hot and I want to see that and all

Michael: ButI don't want the others seeing you like that

Kerrigan: Awe you're like a jealous boyfriend

Kerrigan: I put a shirt on just for you

Michael: That's a new one

Kerrigan: If you were here I wouldn't need a shirt

Michael: KERRIGAN IS GETTING FRISKY GUYS THIS IS A REVELATION

Kerrigan: Stfu I can be a horndog when I want to

Michael: You come up with interesting words I must say

Kerrigan: I'm online all the time so my vocabulary adapts

Michael: I can tell

Kerrigan: HeLp there's five guys here and the fifth one is that Kyle dude

Kerrigan: He can't hang with Keenan and I bc that would make us the KKK and that's racist I'm not cool with that

Michael: I laughed out loud

"Kerrigan, you should socialize with us," Keenan called from the living room. I was sitting in the kitchen, mostly because I hadn't left the room since I fixed my homemade cut-off shirt.