Kerrigan POV:
Guy: ta-da..!
Guy laughs showing off to me I sigh dreamily as Grug pushes me aside and shows his threat display
Grug: auughhauhhhgggh!
Grug shouts trying to scare Guy away but fails as everyone surrounds me and Guy purring on all of their threat displays eacho of them letting out their battle cries
Thunk: raaarr!
Sandy growls at him lowly and Ugga ferociously barks at him
Gran: glaaabbbllllellelller!!
Guy stands Infront of me defensivly
Guy: cavies!
Me and Eep: cavies..?
Eep and I questioned
Guy: cavemen! Stay back... Their practically animals..! See their boney sloping foreheads?
Guys says a little afraid
Eep: oh... yeah!
Eep says looking at me feeling slightly ashamed.
Guy: the huge primitive teeth?!
Guy mentions.
Eep: eh... yeah..!
Eep says feeling embarrassed
Guy: the excessive body hair-! Oh, that one's got a tail!
Guy points out.
Eep: yeah..!
Eep sighs Guy pulls his knife
Guy: close your eyes. I'm going to have to take their lives...
Guy instructs us, pushing me behind him protectively even more then before. Eep slapd his knife out of the way
Eep: no-! It won't help. They're our family..!
Eep responds embarrassed.
Guy: what?
Guy asks concerned.
Me: technically not mine, I'm adopted...
I tell him with a pained smile Guy looks over at me sympathetically putting a hand on my shoulder Eep nods toward Thunk.
Thunk: ah, the sun is in his hands!
Thunk shouts.
The rest of The Croods keep circling
Eep: no. No. It's "fire..."
Eep laughs, I join in.
Ugga: where did it come from..?
Ugga asks me.
Me: he made it.
I say proudly Grug grabs him and squeezes him tight.
Grug: make some for me!
Grug demands.
Me: it doesn't come out of him-!
Eep laughs while I must look very panicked.
Grug: make-! Make it..!
Grug shakes him POP! Guy's ribs are cracked for the second time.
Guy: you know, you're a lot like your daughter...
Guy says in relation to Eep, making feel a little annoyed that he's talking about her. Guy falls in a heap.
Eep: great, now he's broken!
Eep whines.
Me: stop hurting him!!
I yell at them.
Ugga: oh, it's a baby sun..!
Ugga says in adoration Hrug turns to see Ugga, Thunk, Eep, Gran and Sandy are now sitting very close around the fire, transfixed.
Grug: whoa! Stay back. We don't know what it wants
Grug warns them as Grug moves around the circle, picking up sitting Croods and placing them a safe distance from the fire, he talks to them like a kindergarten teacher:
Grug: now we'll all sit here, and wait for the sun to come back. And tomorrow we'll find a new cave, and pretend today never happened.
Grug smiles
Grug: isn't this fun, Eep? Kerrigan?
Grug asks us Grug looks around to see that Kerrigan is kneeling beside Guy.
Grug: Kerrigan, don't touch him. Goodness knows where he's been.
Grug yells to me but gets distracted by the rest of the family for the next little bit me and Guy just look at each other,blushing, trying to figure out how to start our converstaion. Who knew we are both so awkward! I guess I'll try to do this.
Me: Hi..!
I start.
Guy: so lion cub, your Dad, he's trying to kill me...
Guy asks me.
Me: adoptive, but yeah. I won't let him though, so don't worry.
I respond with an awkard smile as Eep approaches us after ranging Sandy a but the three of us witness the fiery mayhem.
Grug: hold on son, come back!
Grug shouts
Thunk: I don't like you anymore!
Thunk yells as he runs by, on fire. Grudges throwing rocks at him to try to put it out sandy, who is still in Grug's arms, but facing backwards, is now holding onto a burning stick and lighting everything she passes on fire
Sandy: weeeee!!
Sandy calls out Gran, who is still trying to put out her stick, is batting it into every tree and bush she can hit
Gran: get out! Out!
Ugga carries a giant corn cob above her head and then tosses it onto the small fire.
Ugga: Eat up, babies!
Ugga ignites a massive bonfire. The Croods appear like a bunch of violent lunatic pyromaniacs Gran is pounding her walking stick on the ground. She is standing on the edge of a giant corn field that is slowly catching on fire
Gran: Die! Die!
POOF! The fire on her cane has finally gone out
Gran; I win!
Gran yells. She smiles. And then WA-POP! The giant ear of corn explodes blasting Gran off frame who slams into Thunk. The speeding ear picks up Ugga, Grug.
Me: they're not so scary once you get to know them
I say as Eep nods in agreement mee and Guy are hit by the speeding corn.
Guy: who are you people?
Guy asks in fear. Ugga carries a redwood above her head and then tosses it onto the small fire
Ugga: eat up, babies!
Ugga ignites a massive bonfire the Croods appear like a bunch of violent, lunatic pyromaniacs Gran is pounding her walking stick on the ground. She is standing on the edge of a giant corn field that is slowly catching on fire me and Guy are hit by the speeding corn.
Guy: who are you people?
Guy asks in fear.
Ugga: oh, I'm sorry. We're the Croooooods! And you are?
Ugga asks politely.
Guy: uh, Guy.
He nervously answers.
Everyone but grug: hi, Guy
The rest of my family says waving as I face palm.
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MY Family (Guy x OC)
FanfictionY'all know what's going on by the title it's the croods but with our oc
