Crackheads of UA
Hacker: If you ever want to see your daughter again Eraserhead, we demand 100,000¥
Hobo CATerpillar: What do you mean?! Where is she?!
Pikachu: What type of ransom is that?!
Earphone: F*cking expensive that's what it is
Face palmer: I mean it ain't a ripoff
Alien Queen: Ik what you might say but Wdym
Motherboard: A single human costs 1,318,450,00 ¥ exactly
Motherboard: It's not even half the reasonable amount
Boomboomboi: You sickos are f*cking unhinged 😨
iDad: We demand Eri back with a safe return!
Walking Microphone: We beg that you give our daughter back!! 🙏🙏
Vampling: Money.
Candycane: I will give you all of Endeavour's credit cards instead as well as info
No.1 Sh*t: SHOTOOOO DO NOT GIVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO THESE DANGEROUS PEOPLE
Face palmer: That's a pretty good deal 🤔
Hacker: Nah, I already steal like 1,000 ¥ a day from his account so not needed Shoto
No.1 Sh*t: WHAT?!?!?!!!???
Vampling: Plus we're just f*cking with you lot
Candycane: I could still give it to you 🤷
No.1 Sh*t: SHOTOOOOO
Motherboard: Stop doing that 😠
Motherboard: Or we'll take more to pay for the damages of the earthquake you're causing
No. Sh*t: ...
Hacker: Yeah! Silence him Motherboard!
Hobo CATerpillar: So you don't have Eri??
Motherboard: No, we do
Motherboard: We gave her McDonald's and she's now playing with Face palmer.
Face palmer: She just sat next to me
Vampling: Okay, Mr softie 🙄
Mini-zawa: Thank f*ck! 😮💨
Walking Microphone: Can we have proof to be sure?
Face palmer: You might see our location if we do
Broccoli: I believe you guys
Hacker: Now I have something to ask...
Hacker: Why the f*ck did I find a six year old girl in an alley all alone crying her bright red eyes out?! 😤
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Hacking a crackchat
FanfictionI know recent events in the anime aren't doing well. But... I'm still doing this fanonic idea! Dabi is remembers something about 1a. They are teens. And what do teens usually have between their class? A group chat. It doesn't take him long to hack...
