Hacking a crackchat

A bit of Sassy Dabi

Hawks POV

As Oboro was hugging the Shinso kid, I continue to stare at Touya. He's still the same, sassy boy he was before. This time with a wider PTSD expression. Anyways, he catches my eyes looking at me to grin back. I grin too and he puts his fists up in a boxing pose playfully. He's reminding me of the rivalry between us in commission!

Anyways, I swoop to him without anyone noticing and he whispers "When will we go to prison, birdy?". Oh, the things he doesn't know.

I whisper back "I don't think any time soon~". He tilts his head and looks at me squinting his eyes. Wait, did they actually think they were going to jail?

Toga then points us out "Oi you two! Stop flirting!" making everyone turn our way.

I could feel myself go red. Really Toga!? You could've just-I don't know-come here and just whisper it!

I try to divert the attention by saying to everyone else "He was just asking me when they'll go to prison!".

"Oh, you guys were serious about that?" Nezu asks definitively.

Shigaraki then looks over to him, he asks "What do you mean? Where else do we go?".

All might answers instead "A rehabilitation program that the government has agreed to". Oh! They made the government agree to my idea!

"Really?!" Toga exclaims happily.

"You mean it?" Shigaraki questions cautiously.

"Nah, I'm good with jail" Touya rejects.

We all look at him annoyed, and I flick him on his head. "Why don't you to go to rehab? And why are you like this?" I ask.

He says "A) F*ck therapy B) I don't know myself C) Ow!" as he rubs the side I flicked.

Eraser then replies "It doesn't matter what you think, you all are going in the program no matter what you think.".

I turn to Touya, who looks challenged, and he asks "What about the millions of people who want us to face our lives in prison? Heroes' reputations are important, aren't they?".

Nezu replies quickly "If they don't like it they don't like it" and he shrugs before saying "Anyways that's where the Hawks, Mirko and Midnight come in".

Ooo! He's gonna tell him THAT part of the plan! Again, thought by your's truly!

Shigaraki pipes up "What do you mean? What do they have to do with it?".

I proudly say "The idea is for heroes who have a high popularity and good personalities to teach you all how to be better to the public" with my full chest. I notice Touya rolling his eyes smiling at me and my idea. He guesses "I suppose I'm with you?". I nod even more proudly.

Then something clicks on his eyes away from me and into space. He then closes his eyes and puts his head up annoyed. He turns to Mirko and opens his eyes.

He yells "Nah, I swear if you're with Shiggy, you have DISAPPOINTED me with your simpness!". Pffffft Hahahaha! Wtf?! This is why I love this part of Touya! 1a burst out in giggles. Shigaraki turns pink and covers his mouth one hand looking down as Toga covers her mouth and chuckles. Wait, does he like Mirko too?! Please say yes!

Mirko turns a little pink shade when she denies violently "I'm not a simp! Especially for him! I'm just doing it because I don't have anything else to do!!".

Dabi glares at her and flares his nostrils. "You're no.4 pro hero. What do you mean 'nothing to do!"?!" He shouts somewhat angrily "Plus, HE knows, WE know, THEY- did you guys know she has a crush on Shigaraki?" He yells but changes his voice at the end as he turns to ask everyone else.

I break down on the floor laughing so much that covering my mouth wasn't enough. Everyone else (apart from a few) began to laugh hysterically as well, while those who had control nod.

They both blush nervously. This is gold. Honest gold.

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Aizawa POV

It took at least five minutes for everyone to be done laughing. Hawks finally got off the floor with the help of Dabi, who was proud of himself.

I wonder why nobody is questioning how they knew Mirko had a crush on Shigaraki. To be honest, Mirko is the last person you'd expect to have a big crush. And it's not like it was an obvious thing, she hid it really well. None of us would've known if Hawks didn't text the fact she saved Shigaraki's pictures on the gc, when we were talking about the villains.

They also haven't had much interactions with Mirko herself. It'll be surprising if they worked it out from the little interactions but I doubt it to be even possible. But it also depends since the fact that no one else probably knew. Mirko said herself that only Hawks knew, and that he only revealed it on the group chat.

I should really not think much of it, but it is a very interesting matter.

I look to the league and sigh "I think we should move on from that". I think we should start telling them about the rehab. I start off saying "You will be living in a place that is in UA bounds, a house. Then you will have lessons and sessions of how you can build a new life, job and relationships with people around you. Like drug rehabilitation but without the medication. Since some of you have certain connections with my class," I look to Dabi "you and them can visit each other. The heroes that are assigned to you all; Hawks and Dabi, Mirko and Shigaraki, Midnight and Toga, can and will pick you up anytime of the day to take you out in the city, unless we say no".

They all nod. Toga's was more energetic than the rest, understandable since she's both the youngest and most lively. Shigaraki's was more slow and cautious, which was ironic due to his quirk and his first attack at the USJ being rather unplanned. Dabi didn't nod but rolls his eyes. I'm going to have a problem with him, aren't I?

Nezu then asks "We would need your phones for a check, could you please hand them over?". We need to see if they are still in contact with the other side.

Shigaraki and Toga suddenly look to Dabi, and Oboro portals over to them. Can't he just walk? Anyways Dabi shrugs to them and gets out his phone with a smirk. Oh boy...