Joe POV
I was on my way to school a bit later today. Today is feeding day so I was obviously more on edge. I was about to enter campus when I saw Kurumu arguing with some purple haired chick. I made my way over and made sure that I bumped into the chick's shoulder before grabbing the paper out of her hand.
Joe: Yokai square huh? Who the hell are you lot anyway?
Kurumu: Joe?
I nodded in her direction. The purple haired chick looked at me with a glare, before it changed to a smug look.
Purple: Me? I'm Keito. Super newspaper club president.
Pfft.
Keito: What's so funny?
Joe: What kind of moron adds super in front of their name in order to claim superiority?
I took a look through the paper.
Joe: Shallow writing and filler content....the only redeeming quality this "newspaper" has is half naked girls in bikinis. In other words, you're a third rate club with a fourth rate magazine.
Keito looked at me with a glare while Kurumu hugged onto my arm with a smile.
Kurumu: You tell her, darling!
Keito: Take a look for yourself. We'll see how many people will take your boring newspaper.
We did just that and watched as one by one everyone threw away our newspaper.
Tsukune: All this hard work down the drain.
Moka: But it's not our fault, we never thought that we'd have a rival to contend with.
We made our way to the teachers lounge where we saw Miss Nekonome.
Nekonome: Meow can I help you guys?
Kurumu: What the hell is this super newspaper club?!
Nekonome: Meow I'm sorry, I only found out about those guys yesterday.
Tsukune: Still, how did they manage to get the school's approval?
Yukari: Yeah, will the school really allow two newspaper clubs to exist?
Nekonome: No.....they won't. You see the plan is to keep the club that is more popular and scrap the one that isn't.
Joe: You can't be serious!
Kurumu: Fine then, bring it on!
Mizore: What do you mean?
Kurumu: It's between us in the newspaper club and those upstarts in the super newspaper club. This is about who's more popular so let's show those jerks how it's done!
Joe: Attagirl!
Tsukune: Hey wait a moment.
Moka: He's right, we gotta talk to Gin first. He is our club president after all.
Kurumu: WHO GIVES A CRAP WHAT THAT PERV THINKS!? I bet you anything, he's off with a camera right now peeping on girls again!
Timeskip to the newspaper club
Kurumu, Yukari and I were currently in the newspaper club after our attempt to win the audience with maid outfits failed, because the super newspaper club was handing out papers in bikinis.
Yukari: Are we gonna keep doing this?
Kurumu: Of course we are! We can't let those broads beat us! We'll be in skimpy bikinis too, only that ours will be even skimpier, I bet Jane could help us too!
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