PJO INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

Glowing lamp and pomegranate consumer.

Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.

Cop: You ran a red light.
Nico : So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Nico : That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

Annabeth: Hey.
Percy : Hey?
Annabeth: I can't sleep. :/
Percy : I can. Goodnight.

Will: Leo, don't go picking a fight with Nico. Don't forget, they're powerful, they could make life difficult for you.
Leo: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Piper: Are you drunk?
Jason: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Leo: And the spirit of whisky.

Will: Pfft, you should meet Nico, they're such a tsundere. (I had to search up what this was and I don't get it)
Lou: They... they just stabbed you.
Will: So cute.

Nico: I have locked Jason in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Will: Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.
Nico: I'm blackmailing them.
Will: Oh, happy days.

*playing twister*
Piper: Right hand red.
Will: *ends up on top of Nico*
Nico: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Piper: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Thalia: We're having a baby.
Nico: Oh, congradu-
Reyna, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Grover: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Annabeth, turning to Percy : How tall are you?

Annabeth: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Percy : Grover is the scariest thing I could think of!
Grover: Percy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Leo: Truth or dare?
Nico: Dare.
Leo: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Nico: Hey Will ?
Will, blushing: Yeah?
Nico: Can you move? I'm trying to get to the mirror.

Leo: Why are your tongues purple?
Annabeth: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Percy : I had a red one.
Leo: oh.
Leo:
Leo: OH.
Hazel:
Hazel: You drank each other's slushies?

Nico : That's ridiculous, Will doesn't have a crush on me.
Annabeth: Yes, they do.
Percy: Yes, they do.
Will: Yes, I do.

Nico: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Percy: *crouches down*
Annabeth: *kneels down*
Will: *sits on the floor*
Nico:
Nico: I hate all of you.

A/N - ALL CREDIT OF ART ------->  ARTIST (NOT ME)

A/N - I want coffee.