PJO INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

Life is short... Death is shorter.

Percy: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Piper: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Percy, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!

*Everyone is giving advice to Annabeth*
Will: It's okay to ask for help.
Frank: You're not a burden.
Nico: Murder is okay.
Thalia: Your feelings matter.

Frank: What are you drinking?
Will: Vodka.
Frank: Straight?
Will: No, gay. Why?

Leo: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Reyna: Well then whose is it?
Leo, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Leo: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
Leo: I'm actually very good at mathematics.
Leo: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

Reyna: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Frank: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Will: Drunk.
Percy: Wasted.
Nico: Dead.

Leo, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Nico.
Nico, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Annabeth: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
Percy: What did you just say-
Annabeth: Foetons! *Laughs*
Percy: Wh-what?

Percy: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Hazel.
Hazel: I hate myself.
Percy: Alright, square up.

Leo: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Percy: How do you eat pickles?
Piper: What do you mean?
Percy: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Piper: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Percy: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Piper: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Percy: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Piper: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Percy: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Piper: *Nods in agreement*
Frank: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Percy: Jeez, okay.
Piper: Quit yelling at us already.

Annabeth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Piper: There are no books in prison.
Annabeth: *sighs* Thank you.

Leo: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Annabeth: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Thalia: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Leo: W-what're donuts?

Leo: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Nico: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Nico: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Thalia: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Nico: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

Thalia: Alright Nico, Percy. Let's go over this one more time.
Thalia: If something breaks?
Nico: We try to fix it before Jason gets home.
Thalia: If it doesn't work?
Percy: We blame Leo.
Leo: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

Leo: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Percy: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Nico: I'm not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I'm not passionate about.
Reyna: What are you passionate about?
Nico: Sleeping.

Reyna: You want some leftovers?
Leo: What are those?
Reyna: You've never had leftovers before?
Leo: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.

Thalia, pointing to Nico and Hazel: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Leo: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Thalia: *returns and sees Nico and Hazel unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Leo: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

Hazel: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Nico: What?
Hazel: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

A/N - This was so fun. Hi!!!