Jason: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Piper: But I'm a vegan.
Jason: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.Leo on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Leo on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!Nico, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Calypso: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Will: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Percy: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Nico: I hate all of you.Will: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Leo: No.
Nico: No.
Will: Didn't think so.Annabeth: Don't go to the kitchen.
Percy: Why?
Annabeth: I saw a spider.
Percy: Well, did you kill it?
Annabeth: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...Hazel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Hazel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Will: Uh... what's up with them?
Calypso: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Hazel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Frank, crying: It's working.Percy: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.
Leo: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Jason: Wait, what's the difference?
Leo: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.Leo: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Percy: Hey Nico, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Nico, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Percy: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Nico!Jason: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Percy: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.Leo to Percy: Turn that frown upside-down!
*a little while later*
Leo: What are you doing?
Percy, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside-down" but it's not working .Nico: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Leo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Nico:
Nico: What?
Leo: I need to feed my Neopets!Annabeth, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Percy, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.Percy: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.Percy: Say no to drugs.
Percy: Say yes to drugs.
Percy: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.Leo: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Nico: If I was married to you I'd drink it.Piper: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Leo: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition. (So true)Percy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Percy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Percy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.(RANBOO QUOTE LETS GOOOOOOOOO)
A/N - Anyone else watch MCYT???
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