PJO INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

BLUE FOOD CONQUERS!!!!

A/N - Blue food is the best.

Nico, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Leo: ....
Nico: *lip smack*

Nico: Do you want some tea?
Leo: What are the options?
Nico: Yes or no.

Piper: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Calypso: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Jason: Piper, you need to react when people cry!
Piper: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Jason: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!
Jason: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Leo!
Jason: They saw.

Percy: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. (YEEEESSSSS)
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth: ...Please, go back to bed.

Percy: You're overthinking this.
Annabeth: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Percy. What if I'm underthinking?

Percy: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Nico: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Leo: I hate you.

Leo, to Nico: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Nico: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Percy, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Nico cute or small.

Leo, walking into Will and Nico's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Will: What was it about?
Nico: No, don't ask him that!
Will: Why not?
Nico: Cause he'll answer!

Leo: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Leo: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Leo.
Jason: But you're Leo.
Leo: Kinda stuck. It's a long story.

Percy : Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Piper: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Hazel: I'm very scary.
Frank: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Hazel: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Frank: And small.
Hazel:
Hazel: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Annabeth: You know, when Leo comes over, Frank's brain can get a little...
Percy : Psycho?
Hazel: Scary?
Piper: Drunk?
Annabeth: All three.

Hazel: Leo, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I'd like to withdraw that statement-
Leo: Aww, thanks-
Hazel: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you. (I have no idea what those words mean)

Leo: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Percy : Because your toast would get soggy! (So true)

Jason: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Leo: Awww, thanks-
Jason: That's not a good thing.
Leo: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Leo: *Gasp*
Piper: wHAT??
Leo: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Piper: *inhales*
Percy , in another room with Jason: Why can I hear screeching?

Annabeth: Do you ever feel spiders on you when really there's nothing there?
Leo: Those are the ghosts of the spiders you killed before.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: *sobs*
Piper: You scared them, you idiot!

Percy : Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Jason: ...Percy , what the hell.

A/N - I just realized Leo is in almost all of them. Welp. Also, I MADE BLUE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!