Hazel: How long do you think it'll take?
Percy: I don't know, three or four.
Hazel: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Percy: Yeah, maybe five.
Hazel: Five what?!
Percy: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Piper: Awwwww! You wanna drink it with Anna-
Percy: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Leo: I actually have a black belt.
Jason: In what, karate?
Leo: No, from Gucci.
Clarisse: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Piper: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Coach Hedge: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Leo: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Jason: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Percy: I just drank a Lego piece.
Annabeth: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Percy: Yes.
Annabeth: Why did you even melt a piece of Lego in the first place?!
Percy: Because it looked like chocolate! So, I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
Nico: I'm tired.
Will: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Nico: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
Jason: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Leo: Plane tickets?
Piper: Concert tickets?
Percy: A flash light?
Jason, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Calypso: Leo...
Leo: Oh no, 'Leo' in B flat.
Leo: You're disappointed.
Chiron: You're charged with.....breaking into a aquarium?
Percy: I thought the fish might be lonely.
Coach Hedge: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Leo: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Leo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Jason: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Piper: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Will: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Hazel: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Percy: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Nico, annoyed: You are disappointments
Annabeth: Where's Jason, Leo, and Piper?
Percy: They're playing hide and seek.
Annabeth: Where?
Percy: I don't think you get how this game works.
Leo: Is the pink panther a lion?
Jason: Say that again but slower.
Leo: I don't get it.
Jason: He's a PANTHER.
Leo: Is that a type of lion?
Jason: No, it's a living panther!
Leo: *googles panther* They aren't pink?
Jason: AND LIONS ARE?!
Nico: I'm going to hell.
Leo: Probably.
Jules-Albert: I'll pick you up, young master?
Nico: *nodding* Carpool.
A/N - Enjoyyyyyy. The art is definitely not mine so credit to artist please!
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