PJO INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

Valentines!!!

Jason: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Piper: But I'm a vegan.
Jason: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

Piper: I know, Leo already did this one. Your too late.

Leo on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Leo on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

Nico, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Calypso: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Will: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Percy: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Nico: I hate all of you.

Will: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Leo: No.
Nico: No.
Will: Didn't think so.

Annabeth: Don't go to the kitchen.
Percy: Why?
Annabeth: I saw a spider.
Percy: Well, did you kill it?
Annabeth: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Hazel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Hazel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Will: Uh... what's up with them?
Calypso: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Hazel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Frank, crying: It's working.

Percy: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Leo: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Jason: Wait, what's the difference?
Leo: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

Leo: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Percy: Hey Nico, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Nico, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Percy: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Nico!

Jason: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Percy: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Leo to Percy: Turn that frown upside-down!
*a little while later*
Leo: What are you doing?
Percy, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside-down" but it's not working .

Nico: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Leo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Nico:
Nico: What?
Leo: I need to feed my Neopets!

Annabeth, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Percy, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.

Percy: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Percy: Say no to drugs.
Percy: Say yes to drugs.
Percy: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

Leo: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Nico: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

Piper: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Leo: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition. (So true)

Percy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Percy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Percy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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A/N  -Hope you enjoy!!! Fanarts not mine!!! Credit to artist please!!!    :>