Preferences #2 - Pickup Lines

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(Help me this is harder than I thought! And just terrible I'm sorry.)


The Seven:


Homelander:

"Do you believe in first sight or should I walk by again?"


The Deep:

"Do you like whales? Because we can humpback at my place."


Black Noir:

"Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears."


A-Train:

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."


Queen Maeve:

"You're a 9/10 because I'm the 1 you need."


Starlight:

"Like the pickle on my cheeseburger, I wanna take you out."



The Boys:


Hughie:

"If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back!"


Butcher:

"You have a great smile, but it would look even better if that's all you were wearing."


Frenchie:

"Hey, feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."


Kimiko:

"If I was a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you."


Soldier Boy:

"Let's play carpenter, first we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you."


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(I'M SO SORRY! I DON'T KNOW WHY I PICKED PICKUP LINES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY AND I HAD TO GOOGLE THEM ALL!)

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