Genshin Impact - One Shots & Small Stories

Scaramouche x Female Reader [AU] [SCHOOL]

It was just another day at school, or so I thought at first, I had done everything I might normally do as part of my morning ritual. I woke up and got myself all fresh and ready for school, I had my usual breakfast, and I made sure I had everything I needed for school.

Now at school, I was sitting in my normal seat, doing my best to pay attention to what the teacher was trying to teach us. But it was really difficult... because he was totally on my mind. I just couldn't stop thinking about him... the only guy that was ever on my mind.

Scaramouche.

He was a character from Genshin Impact and-- no. He's more than just a character in some video game. He is my life. Sure, there are some other characters in that game that I have the hots for, like Kazuha, Venti and Xiao. But nobody could ever compare to the hottest thing around that is my Scaramouche. 

Ever since that event back in patch 1.1, when we first met him, I knew he was the one for me. His short stature, his young baby face, his bloodthirst and his disregard for all human life. He's perfect! 

He could keep me safe from everything if we were together, and if he was with me then I could fix him. I could totally fix him! And then we'd be together forever... But he's not real, so all I can do is dream about home and me together, and all the hot things we might get up to if we were a power couple!

* RING RING RING *

Teacher: "That's the bell. Class dismissed. And Y/N? Please... clean up the drool from your desk before you go. Thank you."

Y/N: "Of course sir, s–sorry sir!"

Urgh... men like him... can't he just mind his own business and stop oppressing me?! Although... I suppose I didn't actually realise that I had been drooling so much... I guess I was too lost in thought imagining Scaramouche and me... together... Gawd he's so hot!

I quickly wiped up the puddle of drool with the paper towels that the jerk teacher had handed me before quickly darting out of the class and following the rest of the students out of the building and off of school grounds, as it was finally the end of the day. And I could finally go home and play some Genshin! I had been saving up all my wishes since patch 1.1 for Scaramouche. I didn't dare spend a single wish on anybody else until his eventual release. I knew they would release him, they just had to. He was too hot to die off like that ugly Signora woman, and he has so much lore! I don't even know anything about that Signora, except that Scaramouche's mama killed her good! Ugh. Almost all the women in Genshin Impact are ugly. Hoyoverse are so lucky that their Anemo boys are hot, or I'd never have kept playing this game.

The only girl in that game I really like is that Faruzan one. But that's mostly because she makes my baby boy even stronger! I ended up getting all 6 constellations for her too whilst pulling for my husbando. But I only managed to get him to C5 though... I kept losing my 50/50 every time! I don't even like Tighnari, why did I get so many of him!!?

Still... I was able to get a copy of his weapon at least, and the artifacts I took off of Heizhou were really good too! Now I can just have a team with 'Lumine' and 'Wanderer' and nobody else. It would be just like a date across the seven nations! 

Although... Dottore was kinda hot in the Archon quests too... and Baizhu... and Kaveh too... Ah! Stop it! I can't just simp for every guy character that shows up! I need to have some standards! ... do I? I mean, I've got C5 Wanderer now, getting the last one on his rerun won't be too hard... so it should be okay to start simping for every other guy in the game now too, right? I mean, all the other girls on Twitter do it, so I don't see why I can't!?