Sun Wukong & Macaque x Reader One-shots

16. ​ꜱᴡᴋ & ᴍᴀᴄᴀQᴜᴇ

requested by: chibiTheWitch

synopsis: you wanted to make new brews and snacks for your friends, but the effects were more than the two of them could chew. Literally.

words: 546

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Seated deep within the forest near Megapolis, there was a small little house seated near a small little pond. Sun Wukong had time out of his day to visit his old pal.

He hopped onto the porch of your home and rose his fist to knock on the wooden door.

His grin widened as he heard the excited gasp from behind the foot along with the footsteps approaching.

The door swung open and there you stood smiling at the new arrival.

"Just the monkey I needed! Come on in!" You stepped aside and allowed your guest to enter your abode.

"Well, it's a miracle I'm here now-..." Wukong paused when he caught a familiar scent. His smirk dropped as he walked into your dining room to see the smiling face of his archenemy.

"Macaque," Wukong said plainly.

"Wukong," Macaque's grin widened as the king's eye twitched.

"[Y/n]!" You popped out from behind Wukong.

"What's he doing here?" Wukong leaned over and asked, not caring if he was heard. Macaque scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"He's my guest!" That was all you said before you pushed Wukong to take a seat. "Now sit there and wait for me to bring out the stuff!"

The Monkey King watched as you zipped back into your kitchen. Wukong took the farthest seat away from Macaque to which his rival merely acted ignorant of his actions.

You came back holding a bowl and balancing two cups on a platter. You set the bowl down and gave each monkey their own cup.

"What's this?" Macaque was the first to ask as he peered into the bowl.

"I don't know, but it's kind of cute!" Wukong picked the flower-shaped treat from the bowl and held it up to the light.

"It's a relaxer! It's supposed to make people laxer and less angry, kind of like the feeling you get after you popped a few bones," You explained. "Before I sell 'em to the market, I wanted you guys to try them out!"

"Well, I am all fordis," Wukong already stuffed five of the treats into his mouth. Wukong slid in his seat until his head was only visible. "Soooo goof."

Macaque hesitated as he watched Wukong chew on the food, he sniffed the flower-shaped pastry before shrugging and popping it in his mouth. He hummed as the softness of the dessert touched his tongue, then a burst of flavor made him groan as he slumped in his chair.

You bounced in place as you held a notebook and pen to record their symptoms. As of right now, they looked pretty similar to how you felt when you tried them.

"Waaait, why does he have two heads?" Macaque's slurred tone asked.

"What?" You narrowed your eyes.

"I don't...I don't have.." Wukong tried to say something, but his eyes closed before a loud snore left him. Macaque soon followed suit as the two of them fell out of their chairs.

"Oh boy..." You placed your hands on your hips as you watched the two sleep soundly on your floor.

Great, now you had three things you needed to fix.