⊱𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐕𝐦𝐢𝐧⊰

𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 -𝟰

Jimin: *kisses taehyung's cheek*
Taehyung: what is that?
Jimin: affection
Taehyung: disgusting
Taehyung:
Taehyung: do it again
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Jimin: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Taehyung swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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Jimin: *angry* you have no idea what I'm capable of
Taehyung: don't take it personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
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Taehyung: hey, I don't like your surname
Jimin: yeah, me neither
Taehyung: you should change it
Jimin: to what, though?
Taehyung: Kim
Taehyung: *casually walks away*
Jimin:
Jimin: KIM TAEHYUNG DID YOU JUST FUCKING PROPOSE TO ME
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Jimin: hyung, what's a blowjob?
Jin: um.. It's when hairstylists blow dry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob

*later, taehyung comes home wet from the rain*

Jimin: tae, you're wet. Let me give you a blowjob
Jin: *spits out his drink*
Taehyung: only if you insist ;)
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Taehyung: Jimin, stop looking at my lips, that's really gay.
Jimin: you stop looking at my ass, that's even gayer.
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Taehyung: is that mine?
Jimin: *Practically drowning in the hoodie*.... No
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Taehyung: *bites Jimin's cheek*
Jimin: ow what that for?
Taehyung: I just thought....
Jimin: thought what? I would actually taste like a mochi?
Taehyung: well yeah...
Jimin: I can't believe you
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Jimin: fuck me if I am wrong bu-
Taehyung: wrong. you're wrong
Jimin: I have not eve-
Taehyung: *walking towards his room with Jimin on the shoulder* you are wrong
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Taehyung: *throwing rocks at Jimin's window*
Jimin: you know you have a phone for a reason

*window shatters*

Jimin: *shouting through the broken window* KIM TAEHYUNG, DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW
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Bts: *loses taehyung at the mall*
Hoseok: this calls for desperate measures
Hoseok: *backhugs Jimin*
Taehyung: *appears* bitch, get your hands off my man
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Jimin: *enters the room*
Jungkook: hey Jimin
Jimin: ....clap me please
Jungkook: why?
Jimin: for entering the room, It was a great entry. I deserve a round of applause
Jungkook: why would i-
Taehyung: *holding a gun to Jungkook's head* applaud him
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Taehyung: Jimin never fails to amaze me
Jungkook: what did he do this time?
Taehyung: *points at Jimin*
Jungkook:
Taehyung:
Jungkook: oh
Jungkook: he's standing
Jungkook: again
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Jimin: I'm sorry I just sneezed and liked your post
Taehyung: and commented "damn daddy" on all my pictures
Jimin: I had flu
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Seokjin: Jimin is really good at expressions especially when dancing
Jimin: thank you hyung
Taehyung: I disagree
Taehyung: I love his expressions in bed more
Seokjin:
Jimin: *facepalms*
Bts:
Seokjin: GIVE ME BACK MY YOUNG AND INNOCENT TAEHYUNG
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*taehyung and Jungkook playing truth or dare*
Jungkook: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in
Taehyung: I'm not going to kiss any of you
Jimin: *walks in*
Taehyung: fine. I'll do it, I mean rules are rules
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Taehyung: *unbuttoning shirt* it's so hot in here....
Jimin: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Vmin: *makes a moment*
Me: Awwwwww stop feeding us so much-
Vmin: *stops*
Me: what the fuck. Where are the moments????????

Probably me 😂