𖥻 Stupid! + Kickin It

⨳ clash of the titans

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Eliza and Jack stood in the dojo, watching as Jerry and Eddie were basically going to wack eachother with sticks. "The joust is a highly-specialized combat technique." Rudy said carefully. The boys were in the middle of the room, standing on two seperate stages. Whichever person fell off first would be the loser. "It's all about control, balance and grace." Rudy finished, giving Eddie the chance to smack Rudy over the head. Jack and Eliza immediately ran over to the two. "Stop! You're beating the grace out of him!" Jack yelled.

"Hey, hey, hey! Put down your pugil stick!" Rudy ordered as Eddie finally stopped swinging at Jerry. They both jumped down to the floor. "Forget that! I'm takinf this thing on the bus with me!" He grinned in excitement before continuing to hit Jerry, chasing him out of the dojo. The minute they'd left, Ty and Frank walked in. Eliza crossed her arms at the sight of them.

The girl nudged Jack, bringing his attention to them. "Rudy!" The minute his name was called, he turned around. "Ty? What are you doing here?" "I was over at the nail salon getting a power pedicure." He said angrily. Jack and Eliza shared a look. They had no idea what that had to do with them. "Which, by the way, is manly because it has the word 'power' in it!" Ty quickly said which caused the two to share a look once more. "And when I came out, I found this under my windshield wiper." He showed the three a flyer for the Bobby Wasabi dojo.

"Congratulations?" Eliza shrugged. "This is a declaration of war, Rudy." The man tilted his head menacingly but he wasn't really scaring anyone at all. "This isn't about flyers, Ty." Rudy scoffed, snatching the flyer from his hand. "It's about the feud that started between us 15 years ago." He gestured between them both. "What you did to me was wrong!" Ty was quick to state. "But it doesn't matter." He slowly walked away before an idea hit him. "You up for a little joust?.." Ty smirked as Eliza dropped her head in her hands. Rudy shoved the flyer into Jack's hands.

"I never walked away from a joust in my life!" He stepped closer to the man, staring him down until they both ran straight to the mini stages that Eddie and Jerry had previously stood on. "Now if you don't mind.." Rudy started. "I'd like to take a moment to harness my chi!" "I'll do the same" Ty said as Rudy dropped his pugil stick and started 'harnessing his chi'. Ty stared at him blankly for a second before wacking him with the stick in his hand. He fell straight off the stage which caused Eliza to burst out in laughter. April was really rubbing off on her.

. . .

"Hey!" Eliza spotted Milton as she walked into Falafel Phil's. "Thanks for meeting with me, Liz!" He grinned. "Of course! Anytime." She nodded once. "So, what's up?" She questioned as she played with her hands nervously. "Sorry, I'm a little nervous.." He said sheepishly. Eliza giggled. If anyone didn't know them, this looked like a date. "It's fine." She shrugged. "I've been wanting to say this for a long time buy I haven't had the courage." He sounded insanely nervous. "Spill!" Eliza said urgently. "I finally feel like I'm ready to go out with a girl!" He admitted. "Oh! Who?" Her eyebrow cocked up for a moment. Everything in her was hoping he wouldn't say her. "Uh, are you okay? You look nervou—" Milton took notice but was quickly stopped by Eliza. "Tell me who!" She yelled out, now standing up. The small amount of suspense was killing her. "Okay!" He cried out. "It's this girl named Julie!" He finally said. "Oh." She nodded. Eliza slowly sat back down. "How nice." She was now smiling again as he looked at her weirdly.

"The first time I saw her in chemistry class, my heart stopped.." He seemed to be remembering the moment. "I'm just glad you don't like me or something!" She chuckled but she still sounded kind of nervous. "Why would I like you?" Milton almost scoffed. He spoke as if she was the most disgusting person alive. "W-Why did you say it like that?" Eliza pointed at him slightly. "What?" His eyes widened. "You were like 'Why would I like you?!'" She mocked in a high pitched voice. "I don't sound like that!" "You did just now!" Eliza crossed her arms, leaning back in the booth. "Sorry.. It's just.. you're almost everybody's type. Just not mine." He almost cringed. She frowned for a second. "You said it weird again." She stated, pointing at him again before really listening to what he had said. "Wait? Everybody's type? What does that even mean?" "Every guy in school in practically in love with you." He actually cringed this time. "Just..not me.." He said.