𖥻 Stupid! + Kickin It

⨳ wedding crashers

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Eliza and April had their usual session of gossiping on the dojo floor in the corner whilst Eddie and Milton were actually practicing. Jack wasn't fighting for once as he was packing his things in his backpack to head out. "This is it Mika!" Jerry's voice echoed in the building. The name almost sent April into shock as her head almost snapped off of her body to look at Jerry and Mika walk into the building. "This is the place where I got my black belt and beat down Jack." Jerry smirked, not realizing he'd walked right past Jack since he expected him to be gone by now.

"Hey Jerry!" He called out, finally trying to get his attention. "Oh hey, Jack!" He looked back for just a second before continuing on his walk. He suddenly stopped to do a double take realizing that Jack was in the dojo.

"Uh.. we should probably go, Mika!" He said, grabbing her hand and trying to drag her out of the dojo out of fear of what Jack would do to embarass him but Jack stopped him quickly. "No, no, no, no." He smiled, always grateful for a chance to humble Jerry. "Why don't you show her how you beat me down" He smirked. "Oh! See, the thing is I don't really remember—" "Oh, I do!" April stood up, grinning as she walked over to them, Eliza following.

"First, he got you in an arm lock!" She pretended as if she was trying to remember. Jack immediately put Jerry into an armlock to 'demonstrate' "Then, he gave you a front snap kick!" Milton added before Jack did exactly that. "Then he flipped you!" Eddie said to which Jack obeyed.

Eliza grimaced as Jerry laid on the floor from the attacks. Mika started clapping. "Wow! You're a very excellent fighter, Jerry!" He gave a thumbs up to her but the second she looked away he whimpered in pain. "Hey! Bobby's on his way over here!" Rudy ran across the dojo as the others joined him. "What is this Bobby?" Mika questioned. Her voice truly sounded like nails on a chalkboard to April. She didn't bother answering her or even looking remotely in her direction. "Oh, he's the rich guy who owns the dojo! Whenever he visits, he makes the most insane over-the-top entrances." Jerry responded. As if on cue, Bobby simply walked into the dojo, sighing before shoving his head into a nearby pile of mats and weeping like this life depended on it.

"Okay, not one of his best.." "Bobby? What's the matter?" Eddie questioned, putting a supportive hand on Bobby's back. "I'm lonely!" He replied, his voice slightly muffled. "And?" April asked, not wanting anything to do with Bobby and his loneliness. "Why are you lonely? Do you not have a girlfriend?" Mika inquired, irritating April even more. "Excuse me! I am Bobby Wasabi.. And no, I have no girlfriend." He sat on a bench next to Jack and Eliza.

"Well, that's it! That's what you need. I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend." Rudy smiled, patting Bobby on the back. "You will?" "Trust me, Bobby. I got your back. If there's one thing I know..It's how to deal with the crushing blow of your loneliness." Rudy sighed. "It is Tuesday! Come to falafel Phil's. It is singles' night." Mika smiled. "Ohh!" Bobby grinned excitedly. "Falafel!" He nodded. Jack rolled his eyes at this. "Forget falafel! We are gonna find you a lady. And how hard could it be!" "Yeah!" Eliza chimed in. "You're smart, an ex-movie star, are really, really—" Her encouraging words were cut off by Bobby's own. "Handsome!" He said. "I was gonna say rich." She tilted her head, cringing slightly. "Rich and handsome it is!"

. . .

Eliza sat at a booth, playing with her food as April sat from across from her going on and on about Jerry and Mika's new relationship for about thirty minutes so far. April didn't say a lot about Jerry but she made it her mission to go in on Mika and every little thing that annoyed her about the girl. "What's something you like about him?" Eliza suddenly asked, stopping April in her tracks. It was silent between the two of them for a few seconds before the blonde spoke up. "He's an idiot." She shrugged before quietly continuing on. "He's really funny..and he's nice.. even though I'm not." The words could barely come out of her mouth.