𖥻 Stupid! + Kickin It

⨳ oh, christmas nuts!

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"Don't do it! You'll break your hand!" Milton cried out as Jack got ready to Milton's family fruit cake. "I agree with Milton for once!" Eliza nodded hastily. "I can do this!" Jack reassured her before striking the fruit cake. The two beside him cringed as he immediately held his hand in pain. "Your nana makes one tough fruit cake! How does your family eat that?!" "We don't." Milton said before trying his hardest to lift the solid fruit cake and throw it in the trash nearby. "Kim, you're sure we shouldn't ask Rudy to help us decorate the dojo window for Christmas?" Eddie's voice was heard from the entrance of the building as the two walked in.

"Yeah, trust me. He doesn't really have an eye for it." As if on cue, Rudy walked in holding a dark green toilet seat with a bright red bow on it. "Look what I did!" He smiled proudly.

"I made this beautiful festive wreath out of our toilet seat!" "See what I mean?" Kim mumbled to Eddie. "Come on!" Joan stomped into the room next, dragging Jerry who was dragging April behind him. "Tell them what you two did!" She shook her head. "We accidentally used my dad's pressure washer to get rid of the line of people in front of the electronics store." Jerry admitted as April just grinned up at him, thinking back to the looks on people's faces.

Things hadn't been too awful between the two. April would still get upset but she'd been able to hide it better around him. She figured she should probably get over Jerry. Plus, when Jerry proposed the idea to her, she couldn't say no.

"She blew some nerd right out of his loafers!" Joan pointed to April as both her and Jerry chuckled at the memory. "You guys should have been there." She giggled as did Joan. "Nerds." She mumbled with a smile before walking off.

"So, did you get the Road Demon or not?" Milton asked excitedly. "No! They didn't have any left!" "What exactly is a Road Demon?" Rudy questioned. "Don't get him started." Eliza whispered to Rudy as Jack turned to the two with a smile on his face. "Only the hottest Christmas gift this year! It's a high tech, remote controlled, futuristic combat tank!" He enthusiastically described. "Uh huh.." Eliza playfully rolled her eyes at the words she'd heard a million times over before.

"I'm telling you, I want one so bad! Christmas isn't gonna be Christmas if I don't get a Road Demon." He frowned, tiredly sitting on the nearest red bench in the dojo.

"Dude, if I wake up and there's not one under my tree, it's gonna be on!" Jerry agreed, sitting in front of him. "Think I'll kill Santa If I don't get one." April added, standing beside Jerry. Soon, all four of them started rambling about the Speed Demon toy whilst Eliza shrugged. "I would appreciate those cat slippers." She told Rudy. "What cat slippers?" He asked. "The ones that look like cats! And everytime you step, they meow!" She smiled just thinking about owning a pair.

Rudy rolled his eyes at his student's excitement. "Guys! Christmas isn't about getting a robot controlled Road Demon!" He cut the boys and April off. Before Eliza could say anything, he added "Or stupid cat slippers that meow!" She pouted, crossing her arms in genuine annoyance. Eliza grumbled a bunch of insults as she went to stand beside April. "He's right." Milton said.

"It's also about getting a pony!" He yelled as everyone cheered and chatter started again. "No, guys! Christmas isn't about getting things. It's about being filled with the spirit!" "Yeah, that's right Rudy." Kim added suddenly. "Me and Eddie got here early to decorate the dojo window! Because we got the spirit" She smirked. "I got the holly jollies and I got them bad!" Eddie smiled. "All right..the five of you are coming with me. I'm gonna teach you a little lesson about the true spirit of Christmas"