𖥻 Stupid! + Kickin It

⨳ dojo day care

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"I can't believe how much bigger they're making the mall." Jack looked up at all of the construction work outside of the dojo. "You know, we really shouldn't be here without hard hats." Eddie stated. "Why?" Milton questioned. "You see that guy way up there eating his lunch?" The boys nodded once they took notice of the man. "He drops a potato chip from that height, it'll cut you in half." He said before imitating the potato chip slicing through him. Jack just looked at him with no expression on his face. "Uh-huh." He nodded, not believing a word he was saying.

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"Jerry, this is my dojo." Rudy spoke as he sat across from Jerry in a bright green baby chair. "It's a place of honor, respect, and integrity!" He smashed a hand down which landed on a baby toy. A small pig snort came from the toy which caused Rudy to sigh at his prediciment. The entire place was turned into a daycare. Why? Apparently Jerry was at risk of being expelled, that was before he promised the principal he'd take his son to a nearby daycare he worked at which apparently was the dojo since he definitely didn't work at a daycare.

"Woo!" A cheer was heard from Eliza who was playing around in the ballpit by herself. "Liz, I asked for your help like 10 minutes ago." Jack said before putting down a high chair. "I've been in here for 10 minutes? Time flies." She smiled and shrugged before jumping right back into the ballpit. Jack sighed as he tried to hold back a smile. "Come on, Rudy. If we don't do this I'll get expelled." "This is not a daycare center, and it never will be." He spoke back. "Dojo Day Care Center.." The principal spoke aloud as he walked into the establishment. Eliza quickly jumped out of the ballpit, flattening out her outfit as she smiled at the man widely. Pieces of her brown hair stood up though, so as Jack walked by, he patted some down before going back to work.

"What a concept. You're really gonna love it here Byron." He looked down at the baby in his arms. "Aww.." The brunette girl glanced at the child. "I am nipping this in the bud right now." Rudy stood up from his seat. He walked up to the man, shoving Eliza back into the ballpit as she let out a yelp. "Principal Buckett—" He started. "Who do I make out the $100 check to?" The older man interrupted. There were practically dollar signs in Rudy's eyes. "That would be Rudy Gillespie." He smiled brightly as Milton scoffed behind him. Jerry grinned.

He was just happy he wouldn't be expelled. As long as he didn't lose the baby or something. "Uh, Milton, Eddie, take Byron, put him in the ball pit and give him a graham cracker." The short sensei ordered as he looked down at the check. "I'm not touching this snotbag." Milton grimaced. "That thing is wearing a toilet." He whispered. "I'll take him!" Eliza stood up from the ballpit, slightly scaring Jack who was sitting on the edge of it. She jumped out of the ballpit by pushing Jack's face backwards with her hand. She pushed him back enough that he then fell in the pit. She giggled as she made grabby hands towards the baby with a grin on her face.

"Hi, Baby Byron!" She whispered to the child as he was passed to her. "There you go. Later, Byron." Buckett smiled to his child. "You don't have to worry about a thing, Principal Buckett." Jerry stated. "I'm holding you responsible for my son, Jerry." His eyebrows furrowed. "What a mistake." Eliza mumbled to Byron as if he knew what she was saying. "I'll be back at 7:00, and my legs.. will be smoldering!" He spoke. "Olé!" He yelled before taking off. "What the.." Jack questioned as his head was out of the pit.

"This really stinks, Jerry." Milton said suddenly. Eliza wasn't even paying attention. She was too busy playing with Byron already. Jack smiled over at the girl, not really paying the conversation any mind. Just her. "Oh, relax. It's just a couple of hours with one little baby." He rolled his eyes before turning around to see Buckett coming right back into the dojo. "By the way, I put up a notice on the faculty bulletin board about this place." He smiled before walking back out. "Huh." Jack simply said right before dozens of parents ran in with their babies in hand.