𖥻 Stupid! + Kickin It

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Milton and Eddie tried to practice their bo staff routines behind Rudy who was sitting down on a mat next to a bonsai tree humming to himself. Him and his constant humming was seriously a distraction to the two students behind him. Eddie let out a sigh before turning to Milton. "I got this one." He stated tiredly before walking over to where Rudy sat. "What are you doing?" "I'm becoming one with the universe. I am now a master of meditation." He gestured to the small plastic bonsai tree beside him. Eddie scoffed. "Since when?" Rudy rolled his eyes at his attitude.

"Since I got this magical meditation ring." He said proudly. "It changes colors with my mood. "Been in my family for three generations." He nodded before looking down at the ring. His eyes widened at the sight of the color. "Uh-oh. That's not good." He shook his head nervously. "I think that green color means I'm gassy." "It just turned blue." Milton stated, hovering over him. "Yeah, it did." Rudy exhaled as Eddie and Milton fanned their faces as the smell of Rudy's fart. "Come on, guys. Sit." He smiled at the two. "Enjoy my new meditation zone." The two shared a look before rolling their eyes and sitting down right next to him. "I installed a speaker directly above the mat so I can listen to my meditation music!" He informed them excitedly. "Time to transcend." Rudy said confidently as he picked up the speaker remote and pressed a button.

Suddenly, loud rock music blasted from the speaker, making the three jump up before Rudy turned it off. "What was that?!" He screamed out as Eliza, April, Jack and Jerry walked into the dojo with smiles on their faces. April was mainly giggling at the sight she walked in on. "Kung Fu Lightning." Jack answered his question. "Greatest band of all time." Jerry added on. "We were listening to their new album on your stereo" April crossed her arms. "Sorry." Eliza smiled softly at Rudy. "Well, get it out of there and put my meditation CD back in!" Rudy yelled as Jerry rolled his eyes, immediately going off to put the CD in.

Meanwhile, Jack and Eliza went off to get their bags while April sat down on a bench, looking at the meditation spot with a look of confusion and slight disgust on her features. "Isn't Kung Fu Lightning doing a concert here in Seaford?" Milton asked the four of them. "Oh, yes, they are." Jerry smirked. "And we're gonna stand in line for as long as it takes to get tickets." Jerry stated before a sleeping bag was thrown his way by Eliza. Another bag was thrown right at April's face who immediately fell off the bench at the force of the bag being thrown at her.

Eliza stifled a laugh at her own mistake at throwing a bag directly into the face of the most violent person in the room. "My mom won't let me go to concerts unless the characters are in big padded suits and on ice skates." Eddie said proudly. "Wait, so..you're going too?" Milton turned to Eliza who looked at him as if he was stupid. "Yeah, obviously." She shrugged.

"To a Kung Fu Lightning concert?" He asked as if she was lying or making some kind of joke. "Yeah." She said once more. "Think you need to get your brain checked. Maybe you're not as smart as you think." She joked. Eliza knew she was quite literally the opposite of a typical Kung Fu Lightning fan. She literally kissed her collection of teddy bears every night before going to bed. She didn't really fit the vibe of the typical fans. In reality, she didn't exactly love the band but she could tolerate their music.

She really just wanted to hang out with her best friends so she exaggerated about how much she really liked the band. She was pretty sure her friends could see right through her, though. "Don't worry, man. I asked the same thing." Jack said, looking over to the girl. She rolled her eyes. "Come on, we're gonna be late you idiots." April stated before strutting out of the dojo. "All right, see you guys later!" Eliza waved, smiling to Milton, Eddie and Rudy.