dad jokes

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Team Voltron were laying in the lounge just chatting, everything was calm for right now so Allura had told them they could rest for a couple days but they still had to train.

(I frogot what they call days,weeks and hours in the show so if your remember please tell me)

Lance was starting to get bored of the conversation so he started making terrible jokes

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lance asked with a grin

"Why?" Pidge asked, hunk started giggling because lance had told him this joke before

"To get to the idiots house" lance responded which made everyone confused

"Knock knock" lance said agian after a couple minutes of science

"Who's there?" Pidge asked confused

"The chicken" lance responded giggling

It took the team a minute before they all broke out on a fit of laughter, even Allura and Coran were laughing. But keith just gave a small smile

"Hey did you hear the roumer about butter?" Shrio asked gaining the attention of everyone

"No?" Lance responded

"Well I'm not gonna spread it!" Shrio responded laughing, no one was laughing well expect keif

"That's a terrible jo-joke!" Keith wheezed, he was dying of laughter and at one point fell off of the couch he was previously sitting on

The whole group smiled kindly at their red paladin who never smiled or laughed, who was now laughing because of shrios terrible joke

Everyone joined in on the laughter. It was a good day.

(Sorry this is short)

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