Keith: hey hunk
Hunk: yea?
Keith: what are you drinking, and does it have milk in it?
Hunk: oh! I'm dinking hit chocolate and yes it does have milk in it
Keith: can I have some?
Hunk: sure
Keith:drinks it
Hunk:so why'd you ask if it had milk in it?
Kieth: oh, because I'm lactose intolerant and I hope this kills me
Hunk: Keith no-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shrio; Keith, your smiling did something happen?
Keith: whattt I smile all the time
Pidge: lance fell down the stairs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shrio: nothing in life is free
Hunk: friendship is free
Lance: dancing is free
Allura: sleep is free
Pidge: science is free
Coran: air is free
Keith: everything is free if you take it without paying
Shrio: Keith nO
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pidge: (holding a cauliflower) what is this?
Lance: a cauliflower?
Pidge: (holding the cauliflower to Keith) what do you think this is?
Keith: (arms crossed) ghost broccoli
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(I'll find more)