incorrect quotes pt.2

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Keith: hey hunk

Hunk: yea?

Keith: what are you drinking, and does it have milk in it?

Hunk: oh! I'm dinking hit chocolate and yes it does have milk in it

Keith: can I have some?

Hunk: sure

Keith:drinks it

Hunk:so why'd you ask if it had milk in it?

Kieth: oh, because I'm lactose intolerant and I hope this kills me

Hunk: Keith no-
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Shrio; Keith, your smiling did something happen?

Keith: whattt I smile all the time

Pidge: lance fell down the stairs
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Shrio: nothing in life is free 

Hunk: friendship is free

Lance: dancing is free

Allura: sleep is free 

Pidge: science is free

Coran: air is free

Keith: everything is free if you take it without paying

Shrio: Keith nO
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Pidge: (holding a cauliflower) what is this?

Lance: a cauliflower?

Pidge: (holding the cauliflower to Keith) what do you think this is?

Keith: (arms crossed) ghost broccoli 
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